Michael Feuerstack

Happy birthday everybody

When you read a book of poems, do you start at the beginning?

You’re a hoot.

[into walkie talkie] Your Mom & I are getting a divorce

Superman got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive superintendent

I dare at least one film or TV director to shoot a scene involving a microphone without using a feedback sound effect.

For example (not that we need any), yesterday I went to type “so I was talking …” and ended up with “circumcision”.

I think it’s kind of a feat of engineering that predictive text and spellcheck literally NEVER do what you want them to do.

I wonder if I can get one of my bosses at Spotify to write me a reference letter.

I just had a smash burger from a place called Rambo. My testosterone levels are through the roof. Ask me anything.

All this time I imagined they smashed the bun too.

Old Europa, you big galoot, with all your sausages and urine.

I was working the door in a small Toronto club for my old band and Mick Jagger and his entourage wandered in. I didn’t charge them. They didn’t stay.

Credit is just reversible money.

Updates to the tour!

Good news for everyone bitten by our greenskeeper Gary: he does not have rabies. If you want the bad news, please drop by the main desk.

I almost envy your wonderful journey ahead.

Thinking of applying for a job as a businessman.

Und für meine Bremen-Bubble. Besagter @mfeuerstack.bsky.social kommt am 12.06. zu Euch in die Hansestadt. Um 18 Uhr geht es im @eisenbremen.bsky.social los. Das wird so toll. Mike ist einfach der Beste!

Übrigens. Am 27.06.2025 spielen Schreng Schreng & La La mit dem großartigen @mfeuerstack.bsky.social in Düsseldorf. Ihr solltet da wirklich hin kommen.

I like to think of myself as pretty worldly, but I'll never get used to a meal called "tea."

Most roads do, I hear.
Would be nice but yeah not this time sadly.

Hitting the road next month. Can't wait to sing for you.

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Ralph Towner’s “Batik” rules pretty heavily (w/ Eddie Gómez and Jack DeJohnette)

It's adorable when people say "tom toms."

Amen

In a way, aren’t all Dads Jeff Tweedy’s kids?

For some reason, there is a date in my calendar that just says "froggies"