SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN

my hand holding a copy of “the faggots & their friends between revolutions”

reading this and crying because it was written in 1977 and we’re still struggling and still hated. and yet we’re also still here, still loving and helping each other.

press conference where they announce a wartime economy to support the not-war lawlessly not-waged by the department of war and all the journalists just keep asking Hitler what this means for affordability

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Nightbreed (1990, dir. Clive Barker)

“it’s faked” you don’t understand Posting, habibi. the fake epstein missile is spread by westerners who stand with the rule of international law, by recognizing the consent of Heaven, the decree of Allah that the cause of Iran is a heroic cause, for all people of the world—against epstein hypocrites

They've learned nothing and they intend to learn nothing.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

This is dope

Who was the Historical Jesus? YouTube video by ESOTERICA

The channel Esoterica actually did a pretty good video on the "historical Jesus". youtu.be/82vxOBbYSzk?...

"People used to be excited about tech, now they dread what data you're going to steal next, they dread what violation of privacy or the environment will turn up next."

this whole missive will make you want to stand on your desk and yell "O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!," but that bit really got me good

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

Official clown shoe of the Flaming Clownfuck Regime.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

#MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky 💸💕
If this gets worse imma have to go back to the doctor about it. That's it's own hassle.

RAMBO

The Real Ghostbusters

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

Back To The Future The Animated Series

STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSIONS OF CARTOONS AND GO BACK TO MAKING CARTOON VERSIONS OF LIVE ACTION MOVIES

No mods, no gasters

Everyone is to ignore the giant sit on my nose. We will not speak of it.

HUMP DAY CRAB RAVE VIBE CHECK!

This is what it actually feels like to be me sometimes (I’m the giant one)

We can just delete the TSA too, it’s as worthless as ICE and barely been around any longer.

The Shy Guy is clearly menacing him, but you aren’t helping. Why aren’t you helping him, Mario?

YEA AND LO! THIS DAY OF WOTAN, THOU HAST THE OPPORTUNITY, NAY, THE DUTY, NAY, THE GLORIOUS BURDEN, OF RENDERING AID UPON A HUMBLE SMITH SEEKING A PATHWAY TO BECOMING A PROPER CRAFTSMAN! GIVE ALMS TO THOSE IN NEED AND SURELY THE ALLFATHER, THAT ONE EYED OLD WALKER, SHALL SMILE UPON THEE!

state prosecutors continually rely on resources from the white supremacist movement in their legal actions against leftist protesters

I look like this if I don’t let the lady at the haircut place do my eyebrows.

leon kennedy is a well-known perpetrator of civil asset forfeiture

Great. So if you write to BlueSky support about a violation of your intellectual property, they reply telling you to contact another email address, which replies telling you to contact BlueSky support.

this is...insane???