💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚

you know what, go ahead and put in the newspaper that i got mad

Love comes out of nowhere*

*like a pie aimed at the face of a clown

hygiene is SO important

the brazilians found this post, so let me just say:

olá a todas as lindas mulheres brasileiras 😏

she burrows right into your heart and mind like a precious lil woodland creature, whether you like it or not. a hypnotic, loveable, psychic badger, if you will

costar screenshot of white text on black. “tell your partner what you need, even if it’s not what they want to hear.”

I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!!

image of timon from the lion king. he’s smirking and gesturing with open palm, as if he’s explaining something condescendingly to the viewer

vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase…

hell yeah, lil frank

🥹🫶🏼💕ilysm

give yourself the grace to be a whiny little baby sometimes

thank you!!! now, the question on everyone’s minds: will they get ice cream today???

kinda crazy that a not-insignificant part of my job is just doing mental math in multiples of 25…my fifth grade self would be very glad that their skills have paid off

saying “i didnt get ice cream, i wish i had gotten ice cream” to yourself in a cranky baby voice as you climb into bed is self care

500 likes and I'll call out tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games

Question for you: do you understand what a poll is?

are you listening, publishers???

the scientific name for a white person who can handle spice is “capsaicin caucasian”

more books should have full color illustrations

i’m addicting to huffing that shit

if you don’t hear from me, my doctor diagnosed me with TB, (tacobellculosis) so i’ll be taking a 6-week treatment at the Live Mas Sanatorium. ttys ily

when you show someone work that they did and ask them “what’s wrong with this” and they can’t answer…that shit is the worst

traditional herbal making out

there’s such a gulf between their self-conception as “a good and moral person who cares about the well-being of others” and their comprehension of (and willingness to support) policies and actions that directly lead to those outcomes! soooo frustrating

if i had a genie bottle, i would seriously consider using a wish on “give all people the ability and desire to think more than one step ahead”

“turn the slimmest opportunity or tangent into vitriol towards Trump” has been programmed in to so many lib brains, and i honestly don’t know if there’s a way to undo it. i sincerely worry that my mom will not be able to engage in politics that doesn’t involve insulting nicknames going forward

pussy got me acting like the weird kid in 2nd grade with the glue — i can’t stop eating it, and the messier the better

fun fact: Gorgon is right next door to the place they fly to in Chicken Run

is daylight ever gonna learn to save itself or is it just gonna continue to be a damsel in distress every year?

hot girl shit

if you’re happy i’m happy!!