Prizkat

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

eat your fiber, kupo

get ready with me *gets into my car and drives straight into th

sometimes, I don't throw lighters away when they run out. this is specifically to own my future self

let them cope, this rules

tbh I didn't love twitter even during "the good old days" of it and I'm finding it hard to maintain a presence here as well

woke up to my cat eating my hair. that was nice. love her so much

it's my sweet little boy's birthday but we've already done the usual birthday stuff. now it's just a matter of keeping him away from the rest of the cake in the fridge for the rest of however long it's in there. he's 4 years old today. waow <33

idk you but your struggle resonates with me. godspeed poot

chomp....

anyone else see one of those like. fancy pinterest cottagecore cakes with the fresh flowers on top. and you just wanna bend over and eat the flowers off of it like a goat.

Forest sprites!

ohhh I think I’ll have a normal regular lunch— WRONG. WHOLE FISH.

a lovely bouquet

these thangs. dependent on them, chemically

was just forced to peel a normal orange and not one of those perfect little cutie satsumas. Fucked up and evil #nooneiscomingforyougetup

Like I swear to god I’m not a bot with an empty account I just loathe being perceived

born to stare balefully at the crashing waves of the Pacific Ocean forced to post on social media

43275322674th rewatch in so it has got to be a yes

I don't know! I don't fucking know!

I barely used tw*tter even in the beginning but I'm shifting into "meta sucks and I hate it" mode