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theonion.com/gop-maintain...

13.03.2026 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im sorry, but am i to understand that there are 1 million people who follow someone called the woke ginger? do I have that correct?

13.03.2026 15:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(french stewart voice) INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE WOKE GINGER

13.03.2026 15:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mind Titans 3: Maximum Cerebellum

13.03.2026 13:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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this means it is not open for transit

13.03.2026 13:05 👍 13370 🔁 2505 💬 858 📌 1031

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and gas is six dollars a gallon. But at least now they’re not tearing down a statue of a Confederate general that I’ve never heard of in a city that I’ve never been to.

13.03.2026 08:28 👍 2349 🔁 484 💬 23 📌 11

sam altman looks so desperate in every pic I've ever seen of him, a man hoping against hope to come up with an actual business model before everything collapses on him

12.03.2026 22:49 👍 788 🔁 85 💬 29 📌 0
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 👍 7542 🔁 1271 💬 346 📌 397

Trump is the leader of the pedophile protection party.

Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.

Trump wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”

Trump flew on Epstein’s private jet (and lied.)

12.03.2026 19:35 👍 2911 🔁 711 💬 83 📌 22

I'm the republic of Caspian Sea

12.03.2026 12:21 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

i bet this is really easy. just take the oil off the boat, put it into many trucks which are readily available, then cross a major desert and a few national borders. couldn't be simpler.

12.03.2026 12:02 👍 70 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

it me

12.03.2026 11:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think they practice coming to a complete stop in a doorway at the supermarket

12.03.2026 11:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh so you want to defund THIS???!?

12.03.2026 11:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy pride!

11.03.2026 20:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Types of Englishmen Native Britons (Richard Hammond) Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters. Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson) Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate. French/Normans (James May) A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Types of Englishmen Native Britons (Richard Hammond) Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters. Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson) Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate. French/Normans (James May) A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Found it.

11.03.2026 15:07 👍 165 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 1

released on SIX different platforms? we used to be a proper country

11.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

actual lol

11.03.2026 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so 2025 (or 2026) years since what, exactly?

11.03.2026 14:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 25403 🔁 6903 💬 224 📌 429
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Greer Stadium Scoreboard, circa 1993 Nashville #Sounds

#Baseball

11.03.2026 02:06 👍 58 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

don't they know worshipping god is illegal on castaway cay??

11.03.2026 12:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think their plan was "explain to a sane, rational president why this will never work" and haha whoops

11.03.2026 12:02 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of my favorite features in Satisfactory is that it has a built in notepad that can be displayed in the hud

11.03.2026 11:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 11046 🔁 2781 💬 178 📌 51
Screenshot from the Sopranos of Tony whooping it up with the caption “inarticulate Italian noises”

Screenshot from the Sopranos of Tony whooping it up with the caption “inarticulate Italian noises”

watching this Italy/USA game so far

11.03.2026 01:50 👍 183 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 2

is.... is stancil in the files?

11.03.2026 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

REPUBLICANS: Democrats are antichrists and must be put against the wall.

DEMOCRATS: Let's work together with our friends across the aisle.

18.12.2024 13:26 👍 2274 🔁 367 💬 45 📌 21

wallet inspections have been delayed

10.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they are cooking our asses

10.03.2026 21:16 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0