His video where he hooks up 400 car batteries and flips the switch is pretty crazy.
10.03.2026 19:15
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His video where he hooks up 400 car batteries and flips the switch is pretty crazy.
If Obama hadn't signed that deal with Iran, Trump wouldn't have had to cancel it.
#CA54Remembers!
It would go straight from the press conference to a bit on SNL, but it might be too weird.
Hey, SNL, you have my permission to ask Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth if this is a picture of him drinking his own pee. (It's not my picture, so ...🤷)
And now we wait.
Someone should ask him, under the theory of "I'm not accusing anyone. I'm just asking questions."
I don't know if it was because we had a small class or what, but as far as shots...meh.
Now, the guy next to me waking up with night terrors, and then telling everyone that *I* was a psycho because he could feel me staring at him...
"I'm sorry, but I didn't want to be stabbed in my sleep, Mac."
We actually had seats with the little armrests. It was a generally pleasant experience for all, until the headaches and chills came on, except for the one guy who was 6'4" and 240#. He passed out and fell on to the floor.
I'm not mocking him--we all have our thing, and you never know what it is.
If he'd stop texting "U up?" to his whole contact list, he might just get some sleep.
That is the price you have to pay if you want to be an intergalactic player.
Don't worry, Chief. I'm on it.
PULL! [BLAM]
You know, blasting cups of boiling hot coffee into bits over a crowded promenade may not be the best idea.
Between dry-cleaning and dermal regeneration, this is going to cost me. 😬
Sorry, gang. That's my bad.
We went for a bike ride a month ago. And not a "winter gear on studded tires" ride--a "spring ride", with a long sleeved t-shirt and track pants.
All the snow was gone.
And then it was below zero overnight, with no snow, for a week.
What am I supposed to do with that?
Same. It's been in the 40s and 50s, with a chance of 60 today, and next weekend is single digits with 5 inches of snow?
I like winter--real winter, but with the repeated thaws, we can't keep enough snow pack to do anything, and when it does snow, it's like 7° with 40mph wind.
Naw, man. Just...no.
Oh.
“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
They gotta bring this guy out of retirement. Absolute legend of the game!
They’re raping people on your dime.
I don't mind the shamrocks, but they say "Kiss Me, I'm Irish"? That is not regulation!
Inspectors General must be independent & nonpartisan. Reports say DOL IG Anthony D’Esposito plans to run for Congress. I asked if he’s running or doing campaign activity while serving as IG. He refused to answer. That is concerning given reports he put his mistress and fiancee’s daughter on payroll.
Luckily, he will be able to get a good night's rest as he travels the country on the DHS plane with a luxury bedroom, with bidets.
Bonus: Corey Lewandowski refused to move out, so he has a roommate whenever he's flying.
I predict the US team will do very well in the World Cup.
I bet that many teams will not even show up because they respect the skill of our players too much.
We can still call it the World Cup if only Israel and Russia come, right?
Oh? Garak gave me a tin of mints as a little treat for my shuttle trip to Bajor.
Toodle-oo!
Wow--this one is spicy!
Old Soviet joke:
A man buys a newspaper every day, glances at the front page, and throws it away.
One day, the vendor asks why he does the same thing every day.
He says he's looking for an obituary.
The vendor says those aren't on the front page.
He says, "The one I'm waiting for will be."
Oh, I see the problem. These are Julian's pants. How are you wearing his pants? Again?
Is there a dry cleaner on board that is switching your laundry? Because I don't see how else you and Julian could accidentally be swapping trousers so often. It really is a mystery how you came to have his pants.
“I’ve got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send me, now!” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer
They'd want to recoup cleaning costs at least
Creators do not ever want your ideas.
If you think you have an idea for blahblah you should do it.
Oh, you don't know how to do it. That's cool, I didn't know how to make things until I learned to make things NOW I MAKE A LIVING DOING THAT WORK.
WORK.
IT IS WORK.
WORK.
Depression.
From my own experience, even though i know the shitty thoughts in my mind are lies, they're comforting. It's a false sense of security to look at life through a singular lense of despair because at times having hope is painful.
It shouldn't be hard. And yet
