Fun side fact, I learned a few days ago when I discovered a big snail egg sac at the top of the tank that Gary is, in fact, a girl. However, I will never not name a snail Gary. It's just required.
My snail Gary seems to be taking a spa day and honestly I am feeling that vibe.
When my husband and I started dating it drove me crazy that he called coupons "COOPuns". Now I say it too
I miss that show. It boggles my mind that it only lasted one season.
Now she's trying to come for my man John Oliver? Oh do let me go pop some popcorn...
My conservative parents lived in Texas for years and kept trying to convince me to move out there. My dad's whole strategy was to suggest nearby Austin because "YOU'D like Austin, it's like the Berkeley of Texas".
A pair of enamel pins that say "I'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity" and "My favorite season is the fall of the patriarchy"
My hat is running out of space for buttons but I think we can all agree that I NEEDED to buy these.
