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Amoeba Makes

@amoebareads

Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.

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"Forgives No One Just Yet," 2023. Watercolor on paper.

Prints available at www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/forgi... #watercolor

11.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oooooohhhhh.............

oh.

11.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is eating food from a bowl with a spoon . ALT: a man in a black shirt is eating food from a bowl with a spoon .

Outlining ten chapters.

I am so fuckin good at writing.
I am Eating the delicious meal I am making.

I love this.
I should have been writing for years!
I am awesome.

This feeling is surely sustainable and reasonable to expect long term.

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did the thing! If you want to peruse every Jim/Ed fic I've written (some of which include Jim/Ed/someone else), they can all be found here:

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Also, if you want to see my sapphic fics, there's an older collection here!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

#ofmd

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GREAT THINGS!!!!!

YAY!!!

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: making a small but specifically frustrated noise

J: are you *Still* trying to find that gif of Jim's arms??!?

Me: NooOOOOooOOOOooO

*Was absofuckinglutly just caught red handed trying to find that BeefCake and his massive arms for reasons*

11.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Badger artwork with the words β€œI only think about ☠️ and Yaoi”

Badger artwork with the words β€œI only think about ☠️ and Yaoi”

This is a lie, I also think about badgers

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly woman wearing a hat and glasses says picture it sicily 1922 . ALT: an elderly woman wearing a hat and glasses says picture it sicily 1922 .

Termoli 1943

10.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp... It Finally happened to me.

I finally cracked my writer's egg..

.... and now it's 4am

1000+ words into a story that even has an outline.

The characters are being vigorously shaken in a very unpleasant box.

And I'll gratefully blame most of you people for my falling into this ditch.

10.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The possibilities are literally several."

That is the funniest shit I've read in a minute.

10.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is So Delightful.
I can't wait to re-watch.

10.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000‑year‑old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 2276 πŸ” 654 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 40
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lyonel and his hedge knight 🦌🌱 #akotsk

09.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1908 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I bet.

That's a tough one.
Window shopping hurts for sure.
I can barely afford to mail out my donation.

The FOMO is intense.

Hit me up if you still want to craft trade sometime.

09.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shiiiiiit

That sucks.

09.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this for you
πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

09.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok... but, hear me out...

What happens if you win

and then I send it to you

and then you keep it??!?

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

09.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes πŸŠπŸ™ŒπŸ» March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 34

Lady..dude....Blink twice if you want my phone number.

I see you evaluating my qualifications.

09.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The woman in the car next to me just witnessed me ravage this burrito with gusto.

She looks so horrified and impressed.

09.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 7864 πŸ” 2258 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 147

Where I live is officially stopping the time warp.

I assume that we will eventually become so far behind or in front of Time that it will create a pocket dimension.

What will happen in the town that just moves a signpost twice a year?

Vortex?
Black hole?
Annihilation?

08.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OUR LIGHT MELTS ICE
# 1543

Stained glass
Molotov cocktail
made with Love
And a scrap of depression robe fabric

Some detail shots in different lighting

www.32auctions.com/organization...

#FandomMarket
#OFMD
#Ofmdfanart

08.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Wow!
It's basically illegal to Not do it up here.

08.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

25
Years??!?

and never??!?

🀨

08.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a specific exhausted squeezing sound

08.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there Any chance of bird or mouse poop?
How stagnant?
Slugs.
That's the main questions about worrying or not.

08.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As an Amoeba, I recommend an eye flush and seriously soaking or replacing those contacts.

Funky water and eyeballs??

....eeeeehhhh

I dunno...folks swim in ass lakes and are fine all the time..yeah?

Until it does damage, you don't know.

08.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0