Mondo

Evolving Scyther into Scizor like

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Looking back on it, with transparency against a black background that thing is oddly unsettling

Few sprites more iconic than the first gen Pokemon gremlin thing

In your 20s you drink to unwind and have a good time

In your 30s you drink to clear up space in the fridge

The Safari Zone is where dreams go to die

Porygon has a well-known reputation for being hard to get in gen 1 Pokemon but Tauros is much more of a pain in the ass to get and I will die on that hill

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Finding antique youtube videos is easy enough, but the real challenge/thrill is finding videos whose most recent comments are also from years and years ago

@totomo_fukumaru posting on twitter of their dog having a glow with the text: They call it "AoE"

The number one rule of sampling in music is to sample the Isley Brothers

Aeon Mall is blasting Iron Maiden, hell yeah

This chart rules

Mission Impossible Cat UFO Catcher

For what it's worth, Wiener Coffee (two shots of espresso with whip cream instead of milk) is the shit

Unambiguous, stick a hotdog* in a cup of coffee Wiener Coffee

In Japan, Vienna is known as Wien (from the German pronunciation, and should sound like "veen"), which is all well and good until you end up thirsty for Viennese-Style Coffee, which ends up slightly missing the mark on pronunciation and ending up as "Wiener Coffee"

Mario Party will make you hate your friends

Momotaro Dentetsu will put hair on your chest (and make you hate your friends)

Curling is the best sport because it exists solely for the Olympics and nothing else

For when "Look, a dead zebra!" is just too many words for your language

Motorbike is short for Motorbichael

Fusion cooking but you've messed up your fusion and ended up with a Wildcard

Excited at the idea of what I'm calling Modal Cooking: making the most complex meal you can manage without it being distinct enough that you can pin it to any particular culture/country's cuisine

The fear the caveman who discovered fire felt pales in comparison to the fear the caveman who discovered deep-frying but got a little water into it went through

The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell states:

"The world is just a great big onion
[...] Oh, and the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies"

And I know it's got to be about unity and such but it sure sounds like we're trying to destroy the world

Umbrella dabbling in new business ventures after the Spencer Manor didn't do so hot

It's satisfying to find success or accomplish something at the end of working hard at it for a long time, but I personally enjoy the thrill of accomplishing things through sheer dumb luck

In her infinite wisdom, "fun things are fun"

I still have my guitar from high school and I love it to death, but I've definitely become a card-carrying member of Telecaster Gang

Bonus bonus point: you want to practice guitar more if you have a kickass guitar