Gregg

They're calling it Stupid Gallipoli

If I were publically called out by Trump and Blair I'd be feeling pretty smug about now.

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

I'm beginning to think the Americans hadn't thought this through.

No?

Jesus

What a way to be reminded of the existence of Louise Mensch.

The only one we watched (early 2000's) was Polanski's.

Also the Leo DiCaprio Romeo and Juliet and the Zefferelli version.

Looking back I reckon there's only one in that list they'll show now.

Although my Youngest (8 at the time) loved Julius Caesar (Brando).

I am leaving Facebook because it keeps showing me videos of former vice presidents dancing.

That's right, I'm being forced out by the Al Gore rhythms.

Assad

Can't believe the Simpsons predicted another one.

'I mean, the fact these people didn't vote for me after my saying they weren't British and should be deported is a clear sign of electoral irregularity.'

Perhaps the funniest part of this is right at the beginning, where somebody rather optimistically lobs another tiny fender over the stern...

‘He loved showing his bum. Loved it’: the subversive genius of Kenneth Williams The actor, comedian and raconteur, who would have turned 100 on Sunday, could play humble or haughty, cheeky or Chekhov – but always stole the show

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

Last time Liz Truss met an old person they died, so here's hoping.

Man who doesn't turn up to do his job, tells a room full of retired people that working from home is bad.

I'll translate
"I spent all the money on the lunar contracts developing the massive silver fireworks we've blown up over the sea for the bantz as I thought Don would kill the moon programme.

But since Congress kept it alive I'm now shitting myself because I need to build the damn lander now"

Plus side. Saves them a billion dollars.

We’re only a few more ingredients away from a pretty good beach meal

America's our again lads. Huzzah.

100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.

A very embarrassing moment for the FIFA Peace Prize committee

I’m absolutely not loving this.
If it goes wrong now it’ll have to be something spectacular

#Formula1

Come complete with a miniature Ben Houchen and a briefcase full of unmarked notes.

SIR CLIFF RICHARD'S CHRISTMAS GRAVY

you call it diarrhoea I call it