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Teft Akita

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Big fluffy doofus Akita. Professional screen printer, dog aficionado, music nerd. 40’s | Gay/Demi/Horny | πŸ“ PNW πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | πŸ’ @daiquiripanda.bsky.social | πŸ”ž NSFW (Furry + IRL porn) - minors DNI FA Gallery: furaffinity.net/user/teftakita

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Medical trials require many data points for accuracy. Multiple otter fill ups will be necessary :9

07.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just realized I misread the original post as Seagulls. My response probably makes more sense now lol

07.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Squeaky cheese curds

07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Vancoufur friends. Looks like I’m not gonna make it out to see you this weekend. Spent the last 2 days working and now I’m sick. Bleh. Please have lotsa fun for me :(

07.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[irl porn]

huff. needy akita.

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Give in. Post them all :3

05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The stadium part may not happen in time, but UFC at the White House is very real. He’s very buddy buddy with Dana White and the fights are being booked already. Ugh.

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

freddy got fingered is the thinking man’s death of a salesman

04.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue (Da Ba Dee)

The metal cover of β€œBlue (Da Ba Dee)” that The Browning put out is making me wag a lot the last few days :3

open.spotify.com/track/3iONOs...

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The modern usage of the phrase β€œbricked up” to describe having an erection always makes me lol because when I was young that meant you were constipated πŸ™ƒ

03.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sticker from work. I want to cum in someone then slap one of these on their ass XD

03.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Experiment with different type of stick

01.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Bumblebees are the golden retrievers of insects.

01.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are things tough? Yeah. But Noodles has a stick. So remember that before you think of anything else. :3

28.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pants are up πŸ™ GO CHECK EM OUT

For the sake of our curiosity (and lol algorithms) which one is your favorite??

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tir...

28.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

Yup, and of those who didn’t hang, the US turned around and protected and hired hundreds of the worst of them to help plan their own cold war atrocities.

It’s hard to even have hope that any meaningful accountability will ever come.

28.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dance While the Sky Crashes Down
Dance While the Sky Crashes Down YouTube video by Jason Webley - Topic

Musical mood today:

youtu.be/1Uo1kA77D38?...

28.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My second session. I think it’s helping a bit with muscle tension. I don’t buy in to the TCM stuff about balancing energy or seeing it as a cure to almost any ill, but as another tool for muscular issues I’m giving it a try since my insurance covers it.

27.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[cw: acupuncture]

Doing my best hedgehog impersonation :3

27.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I expanded a bit on this meme

26.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2969 πŸ” 778 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 13

Inspired to make an ethanol dog park

25.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[irl porn]

Let’s all celebrate hump day together.

28.01.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: TiredAF Loungewear by Nomad Complex Vibrant, comfortable lounge pants to kick back and relax in

Lounge Pants are back!

Lounge pants have been our most requested clothing line to return since we last sold them in 2020 and we're bringing them back via Kickstarter! It'd be a huge help to hit the "Notify me on launch" button if you're interested!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tir...

21.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

Naw, that's my fetish. I watch him watch Last of Us without me through the crack under his door and uunnnngghhhhh

20.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Except 2600 :3

14.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks so mischievous. Love it :3

14.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fight the power

13.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You MONSTER!

12.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literal eater of worlds. I love you beefers ❀️

11.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice try lol πŸ€”

09.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0