That Grey Bi Cryptid (She/They)

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

a picture of a dog on a balcony with the words can i pet that dawg below it Alt: a gif of a bear below a balcony. The camera then pans to a little girl trying to get to the edge of the balcony and someone grabs her. the words on the bottom of the gif say can i pet that dawg

People with a foot fetish when they see feet.

Monster energy and sausage egg cheese on a roll

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Also. The M56A2 smartgun from Aliens is just a big gun prop attached to a Steadicam rig. You can't fool me, Ridley Scott.

Watching Aliens right now and it just got to the scene where Ripley gets into the loader for the first time. I whispered to myself "This bitch is forklift certified"

I think of screaming normally when I'm upset, I'm going to start doing the "oooo ah ah ah ah" from Down With The Sickness. It will probably calm me down faster.

#unemployedthoughts

Dear Hiring managers,

I shouldn't have to have a certificate that is over $1,500 for the course if I am extremely qualified for the position.

Sincerely,

Someone with 10+ years of experience

spotify wrapped day means it's time for me to remind you that they are terrible to artists.

what artists see, on average, per stream:

spotify: $0.003
apple: $0.01
tidal: $0.013

I like my scary video games to be dark but I also have terrible vision and can't see shit. Like this bitch needs those gammas to be all the way up on bright ass games.

It's such a good song

Record of Alice's Restaurant on a grey turntable

Extra special play of Alice's Restaurant this year.

Rest In Peace Alice

Is it strange that this is the second time Ray Romano has come up in the past 2 days for me?

Ah gotcha

And accepted 😊

The woman with the what????

This post cured my depression, paid off my debt and solved climate change

Webfishing and Queens of The Stone Age is a great fuckin combo

This is also a valid statement

Due to the time sink we are in right now, "a few years ago" should go up to 10 years

Thank you 💜 I'm really hoping things turn around soon

Yooooo I just started playing too!

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I had a shitty year so like take 3 on trying to use Bluesky I guess

I'm back in my old neighborhood and shit like this is what I miss. Among many other things but shit like this. Suburb life is just different

A young woman being arrested by police.

Happy Pride Month. Remember: Stonewall wasn't a petition, wasn't a letter of concern, wasn't a dismayed tweet. Stonewall was a RIOT against police harassment and brutality led by street queens of color and angry dykes. We are NEVER going back to hiding who we are.

I went to the restaurant and the bathroom said "His" and "Hers". In honor of Pride Month, I pissed in the middle of them and wrote "Theirs" on the wall in sharpie.

Finally back to being a redhead. It feels good to be feeling myself again.

Sending you all the strength in the world 💜