Love the idea of stepping into the batter’s box heavy with the type of mindset that helps you kill bin Laden. Strikes out on pitch four well out of the zone.
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Love the idea of stepping into the batter’s box heavy with the type of mindset that helps you kill bin Laden. Strikes out on pitch four well out of the zone.
I go to jackpot with my buddy once or twice each year and it never feels not embarrassing to do it. This is the way.
I think I’ve finally settled on this for sports gambling: it should be legal but sequestered only to single places in each state that you feel kind of gross going to
Bam breaking Kobe’s record is extremely funny and doing it with 40+ free throws is even funnier.
It’s a very Idaho Conservative idea that the government is meant to be shrunk to a tiny, ineffectual mote except for the cases when your kids won’t talk to you
I did the same a couple months ago and was surprised at how slight the music actually was. The visuals in his music videos did all the heavy lifting.
My man’s been taking that HGH (Hutt Growth Hormone)
If the kid isn’t allowed to “know who they are”, then I guess the implication is that someone else gets to? That’s a better system?
God let Billy Corgan find the perfect guitar tone on Siamese Dream and then realized mankind can not be trusted with such a gift
Why does every single conservative intellectual working right now have no clue what a median Democrat is
I know the answer is because his brain is a quivering mush of festered meat, but I still really don’t understand how Trump convinced himself he deserves a peace prize
It feels kinda meh to say Timbaland but his heights are *high*
Sure, during the state of the union address the president may have told me to “stand up and give a twirl so the whole country can see your adorable skirt”, which I did, but what’s important is I also maintained dignified decorum throughout
Democrats’ political instincts will forever mystify me, but especially when it comes to the state of the union. You mean I can make a political statement by not going out to get bored to death listening to a guy I hate? Why would I do anything else
It’s gonna be two hours of straight peekaboo and every time I realize he hasn’t actually disappeared I’m giving the man a standing ovation
I don’t mean this to condone violence but as an honest question of how this guy is generally allowed to move through life: how has David Pettinger not gotten his ass kicked at this point?
The coolest. She needs to make sure to include Pochita in all gold photo shoots
I thought the fridge was cheeky in the good way tbh
Crystal Skull. When the monkeys taught Shia LeBouf to swing on vines, I was out
That’s why I’m more of a bread and circuses guy
This is something I say a lot, but the fact that one dummy can go into the guts of an AI system and turn up the Be More Wrong dial really belies so many of the premises behind what we’re being sold
Also what actually is the deal with the jeans? I need a sincere answer, does rfk have cthulu on his legs or something
This is deeply unpleasant to watch. I do not care to see these bodies.
Curling is such a great event to watch. I love any sport where you can watch someone pause the action to take the lay of the land and then come in and absolutely ruin someone’s day. Oh you think you’ve got a perfectly laid plan, well I’m gonna throw this rock really hard what do you think about that
I need the most manifestly unhealthy people in the country to stop telling And Look How I Turned Out anecdotes
All sorts of reasons why one might not esteem nazis
Aggressively calling the whole family into the living room so I can utter the words “Coot Veal” aloud
Calling them dueling halftime shows is so great. Yeah man one person is holding an epee and the other one has a bazooka pretty much evenly matched here
I have to be honest, I forgot you were on here
They just showed Drake Maye in a panthers jersey at Super Bowl 50 and now his performance makes more sense because he’s clearly paying tribute to Cam Newton