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@vanhopecomedy

☆ Trivia Show Host ◇ Stand-up Comic ♤ Author ♧ Voice Artist ☆ Live Performer

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a woman is laying in a hospital bed while a man holds a tray . ALT: a woman is laying in a hospital bed while a man holds a tray .

Clocks change 1 hour

Me:

08.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy #PresidentsDay to our 43rd, 44th, 45th, and 46th Presidents!

16.02.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking sick. She's a monster just like him and all the rest.

16.02.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a body of water with her arms outstretched ALT: a woman is standing in front of a body of water with her arms outstretched

Every time someone says "there's nothing in the files to incriminate [him]" you know that person has already cashed a check.

11.02.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want to rub clits

07.02.2026 16:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rented the Texas Chainsaw Massacre last night. Think I got an Epstein files instead

#releasetheepsteinfilesnow #releasethefiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

19.01.2026 21:18 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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If you ever wonder how Large Marge passed for 36, just remember in the same decade this physical education instructor was 39 yro. 💅

19.01.2026 11:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In a brave and stunning selfless move, Charles Lee Ray has offered to transfer his soul to D*nald T*ump. The President gladly accepted.

17.01.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's just pure insanity at this point

11.01.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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We are only 8 days into the year and the ballroom hasn't been completed!

"PLEASE SELECT THE ITEMS TO BUILD THE BALLROOM" January 8, 2026 Edition

USING THE MOUSE CLICK THE ITEM AND DRAG IT ACROSS THE SCREEN AND DROP IT ON THE PROPER SPACE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH THE DWINDLES COMPLETE THE BALLROOM

09.01.2026 00:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Looking at 34th and Portland Minneapolis on Google Earth and I discovered something across the street I did not expect.
#minneapolisshooting

08.01.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Well what do you know? We made it to the final calendar day of 2025.

The new millennium turns 25 tomorrow. We confirmed life existed on Mars, how Jupiter is actually structured, and I had on helluva year. Drug addiction, disability, four surgeries, and fought it all.

#NewYears

31.12.2025 13:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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A ★★★★★ review of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) From the John Hughesniverse comes 1989's Christmas Vacation, sandwiched between beloved suburban white Chicago neighborhood films Uncle Buck and Home Alone. Directed by Jeremiah Chechik (Benny & Joon,...

boxd.it/cfv29d

26.12.2025 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wrote a very extensive review and breakdown of the penultimate 80's Christmas film, since it's a collection of short skits all woven together with yuletide cheer. #letterboxd below in comments.

26.12.2025 23:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy #BoxingDay

26.12.2025 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Remember on this day, December 25, nine companions set out from Rivendell for the fires of Mt Doom.

25.12.2025 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kinda a d*ck move Elrond didn't include Arwen at the council.

24.12.2025 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Russell Crowe as another exorcist!

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

24.12.2025 16:56 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven messiahs of evil!

"Searching for her father, a woman finds herself in a seaside town under the influence of an undead cult!"

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

23.12.2025 20:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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"I make the redactions, then I release the files! No wait! I release the files-- then I make the redactions!"

23.12.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know--"

22.12.2025 21:38 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Last Jedi is now eight years old. That means it is now old enough to be sold to the highest bidder at Mar-a-Lago.

20.12.2025 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On the 8th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Exorcist II The Heretic!

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

20.12.2025 17:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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As a member of the #HorrorCommunity I am devastated to learn the Kennedy Center is being renamed. For year it was to honor this former president.

19.12.2025 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Alright #HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam I need to add more holiday horror. What have you got?

19.12.2025 18:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven deadly signs!

The Seventh Sign (1988) starring Demi Moore (One Crazy Summer).

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

19.12.2025 16:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six devils raining! 😈 🌧

A satanic cultist is burnt alive by a local church and vows revenge from beyond the grave!

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

18.12.2025 21:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The Pope's Exorcist!

The sleeper hit of 2023 brings a moped riding RC to battle demons! Available on @fuboTV

#HorrorFam #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam #Christmas #Christmas2025 #12DaysOfChristmas

15.12.2025 18:43 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Dec 15, 1985, 40 years ago today

#friedgreentomatoes

15.12.2025 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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2026 is gonna be a great year

09.12.2025 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0