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@dentonitis

I might be ready to go live in the forest now

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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 8014 πŸ” 1996 πŸ’¬ 343 πŸ“Œ 674
Sources to 
@NFLonCBS
: The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Sources to @NFLonCBS : The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Here's the NFL capitulating to the most unpopular president of all time.

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

The leaders might be ending their boycott but nobody else is

11.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being married to me means that once a day-- every day-- you will be asked "What are you thinking about for dinner" at about 7:30 in the morning.

11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

We hired a new team member this year, and after I notified the candidates who didn't make the cut, every single one thanked me for the human interaction, noting that they'd mostly dealt with robots throughout their job search. What a mess we've made of our humanity.

11.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3509 πŸ” 1393 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 206

Not only did team USA lose to Italy but now we have to do math, which is even worse.

11.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1099 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 9

Kitty finally came out of hiding from last night's storm, poor baby

11.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so American it hurts.

11.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

Y2K fashion era is 1997 to 9/11 full stop period you can't change my mind

11.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

remember when everyone was all IT'S MUELLER TIME and we thought actions had consequences, hahahaha, we were so young then

11.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm guessing this person was *on* Judge Judy and lost, thereafter making it their life's work to turn others against Judy's theatre of humiliation and cruelty

11.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the thunder rolls

11.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here too!

11.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I like it!

11.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a storm brewing up, a whopper

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Defiant" lol, what else would anyone be toward someone bombing them

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a large american flag is waving in the wind Alt: american flag is waving in the wind

You know what's really sinful Mr Batman

11.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I long to just experience one (1) β€œprecedented” week.

10.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 547 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
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a painting of a mountain range with flowers and butterflies in the foreground Alt: It would be a beautiful world
10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not only have we become our parents…we’ve become our grandparents

10.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut β€˜em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

10.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 493 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I hope it does

10.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a teen, I babysat for lots of church folks and saw what they were up to when it wasn't Sunday

10.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stand all this crap reporting about Trump looking for β€œexit ramps” or a β€œquick end” to the war he started with Iran. Do people think we can just peace out and everything will be fine? We just bombed a large nation and killed a slew of civilians. They’re not going to just let it go. FFS.

10.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 753 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 9

NBC are you saying that this is an image of what they found in someone's brain? If not, you need to take this shit down.

10.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

there’s trash and then there’s TRASH

10.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is repulsive

10.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3570 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0