Reverend Roscoe

golshi!

Wait till you hear about my 17 y/o coworker who called Imagine Dragons "classic rock"

I was driving to dinner with some of my zoomer friends and Skrillex came up on shuffle on the stereo and they were likening it to Daft Punk Discovery

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

Locking gas cap will only do so much in an era where lock picking kits are less than $20 on Amazon...

Started my week with someone cutting my neighbors hose and siphoning out half my van's gas tank

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

I talk to people outside.

If u like mofra u should watch Godzilla, mothra & king ghidora: Giant Monsters All-out Attack it's free on tubi

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Thinking about changing up my routine and reading a distressing news item. Maybe even an anxiety inducing video.

This is your sign to buy a card sorting tray

When I got my first mp3 player it had that song pre-installed on it

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Like bro, if the dog has -ANY- chance of biting someone, it should NOT be in the goddamn grocery store

About 20 mins later, a customer (who used to work at the store even) wanted to argue with me that "some service animals are trained to bite in some circumstances"

The amount of dog waste I have to clean up while the owner just shouts "it's a service animal"......

They walked back onto The sales floor after and my store director told them they needed to leave. The guy was like "it's a service animal" and sd asked "what service is he providing?" And the guy got real belligerent

Just got bit by a dog at work and the owners tried to make me sound like the bad guy for kicking them out cuz they're like "oh he's still a baby he's just teething"

wow

there's no way out of this without completely destroying america btw you're not calling your reps or voting your way away from literally any of this

the rational response to learning of Epstein's 24/7 access to white-glove treatment from some of the world's best surgeons and medical practitioners is to conclude that privatized health care is a moral, ethical, and medical catastrophe. it's reasonable to call for the whole system to be rethought

grindcore voice into SM-57 through a Peavy "Bandit" amp in a completely filthy storage space where you're not supposed to be rehearsing but won't get caught on weekends: RASH-LIKE INJURY

Super Robot Wars 30 is not the 30th game in the series. That's silly. It's the game made to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the series.

It's the 48th game in the series.

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU