it's elliott

CASEY IS SO GOOD!!!!!! I have shown this to everyone I know

me when I go for a run

it better not have been water! they're ALWAYS going on and on about that stuff

going through my watch list is so funny because there's really only three categories of movies on there: Horror, Despair, and Lesbian

the first guy to assemble an orchestra to play must have felt like god

I love the shadow disappearing down the little step!!

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the caboose is loose

"one of the things that impressed me the most was that you could get on a subway car and see everybody—businessmen, construction workers, teachers, homeless people, students, teenage breakdancers, every race, all types of nationalities, all together, at least momentarily, in the same space, equal."

I'm the crab

credit card companies love to be like "protect yourself from fraud!!!! stop being a careless idiot!!"

*mails you blank checks with your name and account number on them unprompted 4 times a month*

😱😱😱

sometimes your earbuds fly out of your ears and you crawl around on your hands and knees at the feet of a couple metro workers and you all laugh and go on your way. and sometimes you sit in a mysterious liquid. ✨city magic✨

can't believe we got a waluigi situation during the protests

thinking about the guy in front of us at CVS who was on a very long call to move funds around to purchase 4 bottles of water, a container of astroglide, and a huge box of condoms. godspeed to you I hope it was worth every penny

Los Angeles, 2025
📸 afpphoto

THE PEOPLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED BABYYY

that's Miranda!!

Daddy's Car Wash, a business whose electronic sign also adds "bottoms blasted here"

Happy Pride

the wildfire resource you're actually looking for is "water" and you're wasting it by running a totally useless AI. thanks

I finally got my T auto-injector approved after fighting with insurance for a year and then I was TOO SCARED to use it even though I've been doing regular injections for 5 years!? I made Carol Ann do the first one...it was fine lmao

you guys ever seen a movie?? thinking of trying one out

wikipedia table of content with sections: sexuality. musical interests. special abilities. hot dog.

Father Pizzaballa himself @adamcarey.bsky.social created the image. Together we will choose the new pope.

but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

getting Goggins whiplash going between Gemstones and White Lotus

curious to know whether this was a coincidence, an homage, or a ripoff. The 2007 piece Fringe by indigenous artist Rebecca Belmore vs. the movie poster for The Substance

it's finally been long enough that I can replay Return of the Obra Dinn