Alex Su's Avatar

Alex Su

@heyitsalexsu

Stuff I can’t say on Twitter

1,621
Followers 66
Following 85
Posts 27.04.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Alex Su @heyitsalexsu

Post image

Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature

25.07.2025 02:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago

20.04.2025 01:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations

09.04.2025 13:35 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Post image

Kirkland associates right now

18.03.2025 01:07 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”

17.03.2025 05:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to

05.03.2025 04:14 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image Post image

Sales vs Legal

05.03.2025 04:08 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Stop Obsessing About Credentials What happened to Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, what it says about the legal profession's extreme emphasis on proxies for success, and why it keeps lawyers unhappy

Might be this one? It’s behind a paywall now, DM me your email address and i’ll forward it to you www.alexofftherecord.com/p/stop-obses...

05.03.2025 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

This is the last TikTok that TikTok will let me watch @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social

19.01.2025 03:38 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer

09.01.2025 21:37 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”

21.12.2024 01:35 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
Post image

When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer

28.11.2024 15:48 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Feeling thankful for yet another social media platform for me to post bad memes and promote my Substack

28.11.2024 15:09 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
Preview
Game selection The thing holding you back isn't lack of work ethic or inadequate intelligence, it's that you've chosen the wrong game to play

Serious post warning: The biggest thing holding you back in your career might be that you’ve chosen the wrong game to play. Here are some thoughts on what you should do instead. www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selec...

27.11.2024 16:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Post image
26.11.2024 01:12 👍 861 🔁 41 💬 18 📌 8

Hello again

15.11.2024 18:28 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1
Post image

When the long weekend is finally over

05.09.2023 03:21 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Post image

Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year

28.08.2023 14:55 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel

13.08.2023 16:14 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Keeping my phone off today because I heard that good lawyers are hard to find

26.07.2023 01:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😮

19.07.2023 21:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait what??

19.07.2023 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image
06.07.2023 01:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
A picture of the emoji for a person raising their hand

A picture of the emoji for a person raising their hand

Anyone else in legal/legaltech just go to @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social ‘s followers to find folks?

04.07.2023 19:18 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Just wanted to honor all Americans who will be out celebrating Independence Day this weekend by drinking and using fireworks. Torts hypos wouldn’t be the same without your sacrifice.

03.07.2023 23:23 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Before you follow me here just know that I’m going to be far more annoying than I was on that other platform

02.07.2023 17:10 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1

Unblocking all my nemeses on Twitter so my posts count against their daily rate

02.07.2023 16:05 👍 155 🔁 33 💬 9 📌 6

If you followed me for law related content bc that’s what I post on Twitter…hang in there. Just let me talk my shit first.

24.05.2023 21:47 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should block this one dude but how else am I gonna be able to track how many times he’s crossed me?

24.05.2023 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0