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Halo Reach
Halo 4
Halo 3

"VP Vance had his reservations surrounding war in Iran, which you'd know if you saw the post-it note he wrote his reservations on, then promptly tucked 2" deep into the oval office couch with multiple thrusts"

-- CNN reporter, probably

Pretending I didn't say happy international women's day for the lulz is a play

a man in a futuristic suit stands in front of a city Alt: a man in a futuristic suit stands in front of a city, dropping dog tags

Were it so easy to list just one game...

Pam Bondi, edited without teeth

Kristi Noem, edited without teeth

Erika Kirk, edited without teeth

Happy International Women's day to ALL WOMEN!

Except:

Kristy "Canine Killer" Noem
Pam "Soviet" Bondi
Erika "not JD Vance" Kirk

#reskeet if they didn't ask you to be their daylight for Daylight Savings 😔💔

Only if I can shoot on his neck

Oh come on! I'm not wanting to breed my cat for no reason lol.

She's a Devon Rex, only she doesn't show the mutation. She's very maternal and loving with children and stuffed animals already. And a part of me wants to see if her kittens would show the genetic mutation or look like her.

What are you, the peeper police? Let Stevie fuck, ya nun.

2 more bosses and then... new game +1 🥰

Kick the victim while they're down.

I know who my real ones are.

See? Left me.

Can't tell if this is for me or her

My wife left me 😔

My tongue is a machine that turns sweaty feet into clean feet

Fresh OC for you kinksters

Showing off my rare pokemon cards from tcgp

Does anybody want these?

Sometimes I'm just touched by the spirit

She won't let me pull out and insists I call her mommy

Call that Freudian Grip

Just go to a local zoo. They have penguins, probably.

A meme of Charlie kirk handing out hats, with text that reads Charlie Kirk's conditioning has worsened

What if he came back?!

"When you're looking at my eyeliner, I know it's messy from my shower, would this be more Kraft mac and cheese, or Velveeta?"

all the hype I ever need!

sausages roll on every continent, I'm pretty sure...

changing my exes name in my phone to "budgie smuggler"

when she says 'switch', she means the blicky.

Some of these people only exist on bluesky. I swear I'm only friends with like 6 real people from here. The rest only exist as digital beings.

Stop saying I have 30+ notifications if you're going to lump 27 likes into one notification when I check.

Thought I finally hit it big on here 😔

We could be at 75% if Microsoft just quit making xboxes. At least...

Stop it, this is a sfw thread