Don't Run With Scissors with giant scissors peripheral.
All I'm missing is a giant rock and giant paper. If you've heard that joke before, no you didn't.
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Don't Run With Scissors with giant scissors peripheral.
All I'm missing is a giant rock and giant paper. If you've heard that joke before, no you didn't.
No u!
Several people have already beaten me to the "Anarchy Reigns is Roman's much shittier brother" joke.
Super Mario Bros. 2 was good, actually, and @ozziemejia.bsky.social will tell you why in this @shacknews.com editorial - www.shacknews.com/article/1482...
You were not kidding.
You could say finding you was... over easy.
The morning's Bluesky discourse (which includes @lexluddy.xyz) has inspired me to write this MAR10 Day feature expressing my love for the oft-forgotten and frequently unappreciated Super Mario Bros. 2.
The moment Wart showed up
Every parent is going to be dying for the moment their kid asks them "Who's Wart?"
Your time is here. The time for PERSONAL LORE DUMP!
I've got a full day ahead and you're all making me hungry.
Get bent, EA.
blue shell is real
shirt’s even blue
A Latino kid's murder by the federal government went overlooked by the media? This is my shocked face.
I've ranted about Win or Lose's dropped trans storyline enough times that this cowardice shouldn't surprise anybody.
Good luck, friends. You've got this!
There is literally not one single aspect of your everyday life that Donald Trump is not going to personally intervene in and turn into absolute shit.
I actually got PR from Polygon promoting their new video series.
That's nice for you and all, and I don't begrudge anyone doing the hard work to put that together, but maybe the time to promote it isn't days after several of your staff writers were ruthlessly laid off.
I eventually took out the two Erupting Volcanoes and tossed in another Disciple of Demise (an underrated control option) and Endbringer Umbra.
In fact, Chrono-Lord Deios and Umbra are probably your win condition, since your only Deathrattles are Ragnaros soldiers.
As part of Theorycrafting for Hearthstone: Cataclysm, I played around a lot with Deathwing Dragon Warrior. A fun deck, but not even its final form.
Thank you, @hearthstone.blizzard.com, for the invitation!
You know Onyxia Death Knight is good when I keep winning without even playing Onyxia... or Deathwing.
Thank you, @hearthstone.blizzard.com for the Theorycrafting invitation!
My first thought when I see this is, "Is it an anniversary year?"
Separated at birth?
The economy is in the toilet and we're in the middle of a memory shortage the likes of which we've never seen.
PERFECT TIME TO TEASE A NEW CONSOLE!
Look at you go! Good luck! 👏
Did someone make a complately different show by accident and was then told, "It's supposed to be a Green Lantern show," so they added the Lantern stuff in post?
What......... IS this?
If you put aside the glitches (which was really easy for me, because I somehow avoided them during my review), Assassin's Creed Unity was not a terrible game. It was just... more Assassin's Creed, for better or worse.
Kurt Russell, Tombstone
My heart aches for the devs affected. This is not a serious industry.
