dan mcdermott

very true!

documentary dad said keep the tapes circulating, y'all know what to do

like it would’ve been genuinely life-changing if any adult had ever said “there isn’t anything wrong with you, you just think in a different way than other people sometimes”

yeah it’s hard not to imagine what childhood would’ve been like if i’d been diagnosed as a kid and was allowed to be treated as “neurodivergent” rather than “an unsettling little oddball that talks like an adult and knows way too much about the x-men”

yeah, that type of person is always like “people should read more books!” but then they see somebody like my mom, who has read two or three 500-page romance novels per week for my entire life, and they’re like “ugh, genre fiction? that doesn’t count as books.”

Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day

awful

James sunderland’s dogshit fake beard in the silent hill 2 movie, which wasn’t even the most egregiously bad part of the movie despite him lookin like he lost a bet in a party city

I watched the silent hill 2 movie and now I can’t stop thinking about her

yeah same, except it was at bickford’s, a breakfast spot that was peculiar to new england. we’d all drink black coffee and write poetry because we were insufferable little pretentious twerps, lol

tapping the "people underestimate how many of our society's elites are motivated not by self-interest, but by sadism" sign

r/boston u/LEM1978 • 23h • i.redd.it The Waymos are here

oh this is going to go very poorly

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Have you heard of Coca-Cola? Yes / No / Not Sure

ahh fuck ahh shit can someone help me here I can't skip this ad yet

Newsom’s message to the Democratic Party: Be more ‘culturally normal’ | CNN Politics California Governor Gavin Newsom sits down with CNN’s Dana Bash to talk about the future of the Democratic Party. He says the party should be “less prone to spending disproportionate amount of time on...

Part of the problem with Gavin Newsom is that he's a stupid asshole who listens to stupid asshole right-wing podcasts and invites those stupid asshole right-wingers on his podcast and all of this stupid asshole influence leads him to believe and say stupid asshole right-wing talking points.

felt this one on a molecular level

Another thing to add to the Dem platform: all of these contracts were plainly procured through fraud, not one of them will be honored, and all culpable parties will be prosecuted.

This isn't a "radical" demand, it's the bare minimum required to re-establish the rule of law.

“i have to vote for the transphobic podcaster dipshit, because EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY IS BAD AND I CAN’T IMAGINE ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING EVER AGAIN.”

that’s not a political position it is a reason to go to therapy.

i have an endless well of hatred for the rightwing fascist shitheads in charge, but i honestly also have a special little well of hatred for the blackpilled democrats who constantly say americans can’t have progressive ideas because they’re all so stupid and bad and mean and bad and stupid.

i love that elvis and michael jackson are their examples for how this is going too far, like the idea of those two raping teenagers is totally absurd

it can be two things!

my most significant piece of pats-fan-cope is that i’m still really glad that they were able to take advantage of their admittedly soft schedule. the previous couple of regimes would’ve just stepped on rakes all season, and that initial loss to the raiders had me worried for another 4-13 bummer year

i would like to introduce you to cam skattebo, dresser winn, and ladd mcconkey

Donald Trump just goes ahead and posts the most vile racist shit, and he doesn't care because he knows he will not suffer a single consequence for it. He doesn't even have the change the name of his administration to The Conners.

i think “person so bizarre and whimsical that you literally can’t imagine them in any profession besides comedy because they seem totally incapable of anything remotely practical” is one of my favorite subgroups of taskmaster contestants

pretty good for a rebuild year!

he knows that we know he's lying. he's telling us we're all terrorists to him. he's telling us that to dissent is now a capital crime. he's telling us they'll shoot us, too, and they'll say we deserved it.

whomst among us

fuck

i feel like people on the left sometimes get brain-locked in a sort of “but that’s HYPOCRISY and it’s not FAIR” mindset and they really, really want to make conservatives understand it. the problem is that conservatives don’t give a shit. they’re the right kind of people and you’re the wrong kind.