jewish brat

just hit 10k on twitter and now i gotta start over here because everyone wants to see me fail

ethically non-monistat (1 day)

it’s not about the sting of wasabi, but the ginger we had along the way

wait guys did we pick which app we are on i can’t keep up

*reading book out loud* and, after all that, she still never let him hit

y’all rockin with trying your best and doing the most you can in the circumstances you’re in?

contrary to popular belief, it is, in fact, my circus and my monkeys

i triple dog dare you to have a good time with your friends

back to back therapy and psychiatry appointments, call that a double header

i actually think if i got possession of the One Ring, i would be really responsible with it

i’m sick to my stomach

if this app doesn’t take off this is gonna be so fucking embarassing

gonna be the first blue sky influencer

should i do what i did with twitter and just repost my funniest old jokes for a new audience

now i gotta build all this up from the ground again? ugh