Lorde Sharts

Can someone smarter than me explain why I've been hoarding the gummies I got for my traumatic IUD replacement appointment back in November?

Diagnosed, medicated, finally settled into a routine with my new job.
And the birds are chirping again.
lets fucking gooooooooo

Did your dad complain to you about wrinkles in his folded undershirts despite the fact he ironed all his clothes every damn morning? Or was that just me?

Why was I treated like a service worker in my own damn house growing up? Is that partially why the service industry is my comfort zone for work?

It's funny how something as simple as throwing something in the trash at 6 am can suddenly trudge up childhood flashbacks.

My hot take is that large companies offer tuition assistance as a form of entrapment for younger employees who are likely to still be on their parents health insurance. Therefore they can't be scared into submission with it the same way older employees are.

First week of cake decorator training!
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)

The things I would do for a bottle of quaaludes...

Happy birthday to my son 🥹🩷

Applying, interviewing for jobs, and being asked about my 5 year plan all in the midst of the past few weeks has certainly been an ~*experience*~

If we all start collectively hexing the oligarchs that amassed energy has gotta knock one of em down eventually

Pass it around

💗 Stupid Cupid 🏹

illustration of an olive green toad leaning over a frilly cream envelope with a pink heart sealing it. The toad has a little red bow on him. They are surrounded by hearts and shimmery stars

toad brings u a love letter & hopes u have a good day 🐸💌

Then fucking do something

A miasma has settled uponst the land.

Whenever I get butthurt over not getting bedtime cuddles from the dog I just remember that at least I'm not the one being bullied out of half a king size mattress by a 16 lb Chihuahua mix.

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

Landlord is here to check on our furnace
aka I'm both cold and sweaty
aka sensory hell

A retroactive 'fuck you' to everyone who voted for Reagan.

Let's fucking goooooooooo
read some books in a cozy nook

Think I will probably end up doing the same thing 😭
Don't wanna punish small artists when there aren't a ton of alternatives for em

Totally understandable seeing as it's one of the most convenient ways to show a portfolio and connect with clients. Personally, I think an email list/newsletter format works well as an alternative for both individual artists and shops but that's coming from a client perspective

Where the hell did Thomas get a bunch of out of season purple lilac at the tail end of autumn in Germany?

Alexa still be listening tho

Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.

The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.

Question: How are people finding and supporting tattoo artists without using Instagram?
(also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)

One positive thing: now fully acclimated to winter thanks to this arctic blast weekend.

I hardened so much of myself 2016-2020. Then I progressively became number throughout the pandemic.
I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.