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πŸ”ž 27 y/o They/She Queer diva, green bay packers? more interested in he/they packers personally. Little goth, little punk, little scene, as a treat. EAST BAY ✌️

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She did so good for her first time!

14.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#deltarune

12.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 8568 πŸ” 2501 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
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08.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 14308 πŸ” 4649 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 70
View of a lil creek from under a bridgeπŸ’™

View of a lil creek from under a bridgeπŸ’™

Autumn visit to a river in a national forest

Autumn visit to a river in a national forest

Waterfall view , looking up from a distance in summer, lush green forest and folage surrounding the flow

Waterfall view , looking up from a distance in summer, lush green forest and folage surrounding the flow

Ocean view from a jetty, tide flowing in

Ocean view from a jetty, tide flowing in

#BlueSkyArtShow
#Flowing

Picked from each a different place i have visited and photographed over the past decade.

Thanks for looking; I really appreciate you✨️

07.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1682 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 6

67!!

04.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67

03.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for the second half of the year to be full of 2026-7 memes

03.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 14026 πŸ” 6299 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 64

Wait they’re so cool for that though 😭

24.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dnfleudjskfjnwkdbe I’m like. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
Gosh

24.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My normie followers are in for a shock that I’m a freak and did porn for a lil bit oh well

24.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She absolutely destroyed my cheek, like jfc I’m so grateful. Gosh I’m like the canvas of the house and I love it.
Her aftercare is really gentle too πŸ« πŸ’šπŸ•

24.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting high with the classy 510 cart battery box mods.

18.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They both keep staring and biting at it wtf all I did was put on a few pounds πŸ•πŸ–€πŸ’š

21.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m never showing my ass as competent at a workplace again

16.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I WILL be okay at Smash if it’s the last thing I do

16.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Large television showing the boonta eve classic

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

08.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 5798 πŸ” 1507 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 42

Watch the Super Bowl’s ads be AI b2b promotion

08.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love you tooooo!!! Hey we should have a joint when I’m home πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

08.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re just so good at it, you make them about as neat as a big brand cigarette! 🚬
Also it’s a vibe to see you grind and roll it

08.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How my girls @phoenhex.bsky.social and @portsie.bsky.social ask me to roll one up for them.

08.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

giving a girl so many marks it crashes the german economy

01.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

HOTTEST MAN ALIVE LIVES ON

31.01.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Should bite me

30.01.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By the way @phoenhex.bsky.social is such a gem, she drove me to work at 4:30 am every morning and drove me an hour away to a work meeting aaaa πŸ˜­πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ•πŸ’šπŸ« 

30.01.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s true also she’ll just grab a whole limb in her sleep and snuggle it, then growl if you try to take it away.
My limbs fall asleep in her grip πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ’š

30.01.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typing "they should invent a Warframe thats actually fun" in my group chat full of transfem friends and turning my phone off

29.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.

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