We need a Nina Simone cover of Chris Isaac's Wicked Games. Just her voice, and her piano, her love, and her loss, her softness, and her edge.
youtu.be/jd-qI62gNJM?...
As per my doctor's warning, this morning I'm starting with decatbutt.
They've found a way to prevent something
Hope you can decrease the number assholes near you, and increase the number of Anoles.
This laughter will get me through Wednesday and most of Thursday.
I can just imagine Hal in 2000 Space Odessey faking an inability to understand the astronaut's accent.
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS YOU COW
IF POLLY PLANKTON TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE, WOULD YOU DO IT?
Actually, serious question. What’s it going to take?
I’m surprised a Tesla dealership isn’t just one big airless room under vacuum. Open the front door and it’s like squooffshooom letting air in.
someone please do dog jorts next
djorts
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
A conjoined yellow creature with two arms, four legs, two ears, and one singular face with emerald pupils, red nails, orange paws, a pink lemonade nose, staring intensely with a painful grin, with their arms flaying around.
Together - #ktmoeartwork2023
NO BITING
Scale the Dramatic Verticality of Grundtvigs #Kirke in David Altrath’s #Photos. #photography #church #Copenhagen #architecture
Link for more amazing photos and information: www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/03/davi...
AND ANOTHER THING
I don't even *like* the game. But I'm amazed by this guy's skill. The runners have an urgency I imagine is similar to "I'm running from a guy with a shotgun."
Do you have Wipemo?
You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
that said, this is still the best piece of advice
We will be taller on Wednesday.
My Patronus is a chicken and broccoli calzone.
Just stuff them under the sink where you keep cleaning supplies. Put a few spray cleaner bottles in the fridge door. Then WAIT.
I am many things, great and small, but I have not yet been mistaken for tiny wildlife. But 2026 is only just started!
It would be an honor to be cut by these.
Their numbers are more than what is counted. Their behavior is worse than it appears. Their influence extends farther than what is tracked.
The cat at the head of the boat is a catswain. Basically, this cat faces all the other cats and yells at them to go faster.
WELCOME NEMO
ALL HAIL NEMO ILU
