Tim Stubinski 🍁

Yup RS

Connect the dots

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Winners lose graciously. Losers like to put themselves in narratives they didn't earn.

This one hits hard.

The UK arresting Andrew.

South Korea tossing their wannabe dictator in jail for life.

John Roberts better be getting a really nice Edible Arrangement from the White House.

If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.

She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

ONLY BECAUSE THEY GOT
CAUGHT.........
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I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

The absolute accuracy of this.

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White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

It's not a right thing, it's not a left thing. It's about being decent and respectful.

This buffoon has irreparably disgraced the office.

This man is a hero who saved countless lives. He's the best of humanity during the worst of it.

Canadian Ambassador resigns after Pete Hegseth accidentally blows her up WASHINGTON D.C. – Canadian Ambassador to the United States Kirsten Hillman has abruptly resigned from her post after Secretary of War Pete Hegseth accidentally launched a high-caliber anti-ship missil...

Canadian Ambassador resigns after Pete Hegseth accidentally blows her up

My people are so lucky that I send them so many memes in a row.

Hey guys,

I just awarded myself a Canada Peace Prize for Awesomeness, a Best Supporting Oscar, a Norris Trophy and a Grammy for Best Jazz Vocalist!

If Karoline Leavitt was a woman she’d be Stephen Miller

Lost for over 400 years, Rubens painting sells for $2.7 million at auction An auctioneer stumbled upon the long lost painting, which depicts the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, inside a Paris townhouse last year during a routine visit.

An auctioneer stumbled upon the long lost painting, which depicts the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, inside a Paris townhouse last year during a routine visit. n.pr/48s2L5m

Remember gang, it's all about the oil. It's almost always about the oil.

Also having the largest reserves of oil might have something to do with it.

Tis the season for unsubscribing!

I've had a headache since 2016.

Why is Joni Mitchell just NOW getting a lifetime Juno award?

Hey guys,

remember when the most powerful man on the planet didn't say something stupid on a daily basis?

For a normal president, calling a female reporter 'piggy' would be a major scandal.

For this one, it's Tuesday.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.