Wine o clock π·
Wine o clock π·
Fellas I hope yall bought her some new sheets for Christmas since ya raggedy feet tore em up. Pedicures all 2026
Why is half the skyline sick!!! Get the lysol!!!!
This the only crack yall will see me touch
Lemme go get my body right for summer π«©
Me the local pot head:
Lmao chyle look π aint nobodyβs son gone get on my nerves in 2026 thats for fuck ass sure and im not even griping or upset.
People are gonna people. Choose the ones that are in alignment with you and your path.
There are no rules to this shit create the life you want and live it to the fullest.
Life is too short to try and make it work with anyone who doesn't make your life better, and your real friends won't ask you to tolerate people you find intolerable.
"That's not my business."
No Angel
Heaven
Praying that 2026 be kind to me
βI miss blockbuster videoβ the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
No black person should feel guilty about finessing the systemβ’
Wish I could see lights with someone tn
Today is a good day to have a good day
a blond long-haired dachshund puppy is curled up in a pink shaggy dog bed. he's peering at you from within his cozy hole with one wide eye. his nose is crinkled in a snarl. he can't believe you disturbed his slumber.
This is Pancho. Heβs mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
Boys be so boring to text. Tf you ask for my number for if you canβt engage in conversation?
At workβ¦ I ainβt working thoβ¦ terrorizing early
Giselle, idk whatβs not clicking, baby girl. if itβs not about Act III, not one red cent will you see.
Your next chapter starts when you stop editing the last one.
Yall be talkin shit about ring cameras but I feel like we all need to ban together and get meta glasses the FUCK outta here instead
I miss pvalley
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Groceries are $350 every two weeks and rent is $1200 or more in most places in the US. We aint got it!
And bring these fucking prices DOWN!!
Effective immediately.
I was not meant to be worrying about money like this.
I was meant to be growing things & making things & reading things & collecting geodes & having orgasms with cool people & stargazing & chit-chatting with spirits.
Iβm fighting like hell for every ounce of whimsy, & Iβm sick of it!
So fuckin tone deaf we want the revenge match