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Valkyrie

@izaleu

She/her. Once and future game dev. LARP runner. Cat caretaker. I have opinions, sometimes wrong ones. Show me your cats and bunnies, your WIPs, your Warhammer and Gundam stuff and your old computers.

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a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The desire to see muscle babes is one unbound by time

11.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You live there now.

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gray kitten using her arms as a pillow as she sleeps.

Gray kitten using her arms as a pillow as she sleeps.

Clover says goodnight!

11.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 3752 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 3

I don't want Rossi or TangTang I want Raiden Shogun er, I mean ZHUANG FANGYI

11.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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New cat. Air biscuits.

10.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2212 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Warrior girl sketch I did last night:

10.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2662 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
a brown tabby with white socks named mochi sits on a circular cat tunnel that has a divot in the top for a cat to rest. she sleeps curled in a ball with one foot sticking straight up. a rainbow light catcher in the window illuminated her with rainbow colored light

a brown tabby with white socks named mochi sits on a circular cat tunnel that has a divot in the top for a cat to rest. she sleeps curled in a ball with one foot sticking straight up. a rainbow light catcher in the window illuminated her with rainbow colored light

holy shit

10.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

I can be upset about both :)

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
hi i want to talk to you about this book

i promise i’ll be fast just hear me out

There is a book cover showing a tall skinny brunette girl in a purple dress and a shorter chubby blonde girl in a pink dress. They are standing in a moonlit garden full of purple roses. 

its purple babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically it’s about two princesses who are trying to get married to each other and also trying to not get eaten by dragons.

And both of these things are difficult.

There is a picture of the same cover art but this time it is square shaped because it is for the audiobook.

it also comes in square

hi i want to talk to you about this book i promise i’ll be fast just hear me out There is a book cover showing a tall skinny brunette girl in a purple dress and a shorter chubby blonde girl in a pink dress. They are standing in a moonlit garden full of purple roses. its purple babey!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically it’s about two princesses who are trying to get married to each other and also trying to not get eaten by dragons. And both of these things are difficult. There is a picture of the same cover art but this time it is square shaped because it is for the audiobook. it also comes in square

Okay let me explain

So Princess Esofi has been engaged to Crown Prince Albion since basically forever. But she’s never met him because they live on different continents, just like you and all your mutuals.

Esofi and all six hundred of her ballgowns travel to Ieflaria for the wedding, but when she gets there it turns out the prince recently died in a tragic plot contrivance. 

Now she’s got to marry Albion’s younger sister, the new Crown Princess Adale. The world runs on video game rules when it comes to romance and sexual orientation* so this isn’t a big deal. 

Except Adale doesn’t want to rule the kingdom or marry a stranger because she’s afraid her undiagnosed learning disorder will lead the kingdom to ruin.

Also there are dragons. 

*The reason why the world works this way is slowly revealed over the course of the series.

Okay let me explain So Princess Esofi has been engaged to Crown Prince Albion since basically forever. But she’s never met him because they live on different continents, just like you and all your mutuals. Esofi and all six hundred of her ballgowns travel to Ieflaria for the wedding, but when she gets there it turns out the prince recently died in a tragic plot contrivance. Now she’s got to marry Albion’s younger sister, the new Crown Princess Adale. The world runs on video game rules when it comes to romance and sexual orientation* so this isn’t a big deal. Except Adale doesn’t want to rule the kingdom or marry a stranger because she’s afraid her undiagnosed learning disorder will lead the kingdom to ruin. Also there are dragons. *The reason why the world works this way is slowly revealed over the course of the series.

It's purple babey

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Parasite Eve πŸ‘οΈ

09.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

every time I hear about how great Blueprint is I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm staring at a tangle of spaghetti smeared across the kitchen table and everyone around me is like "isn't this so much more accessible and readable than a page of code?" and I'm like "is it?????"

10.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Le gΓ©nie du mal - Wikipedia

Today I remembered the existence of the Sexy Satan Statues and now you can too:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_g%C3...

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tfw you are baby

10.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just assumed they put that stuff there to discourage the unwashed masses even though they can't legally or logistically keep them out.

10.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle asleep on his right side

Doodle asleep on his right side

Doodle sleep on his left side

Doodle sleep on his left side

The human mind cannot fathom this level of comfort

10.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1124 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 3

Is there a support group for former gamedev industry folks

10.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boss wants to make sure you're drinking water and taking breaks. Take one now and stare upon his fluffy visage

09.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a small brown tabby cat holds her tail to her mouth with both front paws

a small brown tabby cat holds her tail to her mouth with both front paws

she's licking her tail now

she's licking her tail now

good afternoon

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love this upcoming/ongoing era of Too Big To Succeed games

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IMO such an unreasonable "goal" must be interpreted as cover for doing what they actually wanted, laying off loads of people.

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Toxic yuri is the only thing keeping me alive in 2026

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Survived running another LARP! I am so tired and my feet hurt so much πŸ˜…

09.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's a long flight but you're welcome to attend my LARP, Landon. It's very newbie friendly!

09.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normal animal

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discover Feed has now decided I want to see... Nintendo switch controllers. I swear I've seen the same picture from 15 different accounts going "oh boy my new controller is here!" and it's a close-cropped picture of the box, not even the controller itself.

Weird.

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's what my weeks-long ketamine bender taught me about B2B sales.

05.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's cool I get all my elk secondhand

05.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Died doing what (who) she loved, RIP

05.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh

05.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0