We briefly interrupt our bad #StarTrek takes to offer this good one:
#StarfleetAcademy finale is out. It is good. It is very Trek. That is all.
To the gatekeepers and grifters throwing their toys out of the pram the past three months:
Ooooh yeah that's the stuff right there. Your #StarTrek opinion differs from mine? That's because ur dishonest bro.
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Paid for #BadTrekTakes? Amazing!
I know it says US citizens only but let's be honest: The Pakleds running that site would believe anything I tell them.
Real #StarTrek fans know that Memory Alpha is bad and Jörg Hillebrand celebrates dishonest writing.
A fellow poet!
Your verse is so terrible.
I love it to death.
#StarTrek #BadTrekPoetry
I like it when all the adults are on the bridge doing stuff. Hopefully there will be a transporter "accident" where all the cadets are killed.
This is fantastic! Generic writing complaint. Signals Gen-X status with use of "piss poor" and a reference to Friends.
Could make it a tiny bit better by working in a whine about millenials, like... participation trophies? Still a great bad #StarTrek take. 8 of 10.
What is the Klingon twink gay instead of muscle top gay? If the stereotypes don't line up just right I can't enjoy them.
I got told lies that I liked so believed them. #NuTrek
Hell yes. Perfect take no notes.
This! Trek was never silly and never had a joke fall flat in its history. And you're just gonna have to trust that I know what angst means.
I don't remember when I finally lost touch with the younger generations, either. #NuTrek
It’s not for me.
The first episode setting this dystopian tone of the Federation imprisoning a starving mother and child for stealing food?
The tedious “sexy teenagers” WB storylines.
And Hunter as the Hot Yoga Instructor cool aunt captain.
Just nothing about it is Trek for me.
It's random. Trust me. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy
A tribute to the ladies of #StarTrek for #InternationalWomensDay. But which ladies can we celebrate, and why is Michael Burnham definitely not one of them?
Or are we so enlightened that we shouldn't celebrate ANY women?
The world's smartest dudes have the answers for you.
#StarfleetAcademy is number 1 on #ParamountPlus? Must be the service manipulating the numbers.
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#StarfleetAcademy is gaining on Rotten Tomatoes?
Proof that review bombing doesn't exist but review boosting does. Nice try, #NuTrek shills!
I saw the Khionians get a few guys across the sector with a portal. Then why use starships and why didn't it solve the burn?
I know nothing about when they made it or if it has limitations, but my imagination is on a multi-year strike so I'll call it #BadWriting. #SpoonFeedMeLikeBaby
#StarTrek
I think a great way to "prove" the bad writing of #NuTrek is to take what they wrote, ignore part of it, then say it's bad because they failed to do the thing I ignored.
#StarfleetAcademy
Hell yes put this in my veins.
Best lesson I learned from #StarTrek? Always do what a bunch of complete strangers tell you. Never think for yourself when an online poll is right there offering to be your personal dictator.
#StarfleetAcademy
Perfect
Since when is #StarTrek about emotions and feelings?
Why is SAM allowed into #StarfleetAcademy when she's an agent of a foreign government!?
People just see this & go “oh, ok” but like… that’s basically like the “we’ve left Minneapolis” announcements from ICE or the “I never did any of that” press releases from Epstein file folks. You can’t just listen to folks who’ve done wrong and take their denial at face value. “But see, headline” 🤦♀️
I don't care if the artist came forward with proof. Trust is always bad.
Beverly is a psycho who named #Picard ’s son after her dead husband and then never told the father nor the robot who thinks he’s the father. Also I think if we really pay attention in season 1 of #TNG it’s pretty obvious who Wesley’s father really is even if nobody says it.
#WesleyTruth
If ICE's claims about activity in Minneapolis and the Epstein Files have taught us anything, it's that we should be highly skeptical of anyone who says they didn't use AI to make a #StarTrek prop.
I'm gay or whatever. All these other gays in #StarfleetAcademy are cliche and none represent me.
Because Klingons can be gay but obviously they're all angry confident tops. Don't ask me how it works it just does.
#BadTipsyTrekTakes
Claiming a comic was AI without any confirmation. It was not.
Reframing criticism as "low quality"
"I had no problem with it until someone told me it was AI."
(no, it's not, here's proof)
"I still have a problem with it for new and different reasons, but don't worry I'm still treating the artist like shit."
Quark from DS9. The word FEEEEMALES is in all-caps in a meme-style font.
#Ferengi #Quark
