My empire of Blurt

“M’gan”

“Trying to devour the very concept of death but there’s a FRICKEN CHEETO in the White House……. 🌊🍊”

Favorite X-Files episode?

I’m the same way with water. Coffee all day at work and then it’s suddenly “you heard of this stuff? It’s GREAT!”

My dad took me to see Mrs. Doubtfire on a visitation weekend.

Anyways, if parents can’t have a conversation with their kids, they’re made of glass.

Drop a gif you can hear

James Joyce’s Maison Ikkoku

Biafra just knew how to have fun with an opening. Same for his bit on Triumph of the Swill!

Don Bluth’s Grave of the Fireflies

Cool games for handsome dudes

My9games.com

Joss Whedon’t

Have another one, you fucking lush.

Y FUERAAAA!! 🎺

Anime, I cannot stress this enough, Sickos.

The rain-hater is ready for a walk

a figure in golden skeletal armor flanked by others stands in a dark hallway pointing a sword. the scene is dark, illuminated only by two glowing topaz gems hovering in the air. dark stains splatter the floor. the figure speaks: “Cantata.”

Realis - the Death Procession Pt. 2 (@friends-table.bsky.social)

They’re gutless baby-killers. That’s it. That’s the entirety of it.

i know she ate a mozzarella balls

I love that Shirow will have stuff like this and then immediately shift into René DesCartes discussions

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

They blew up a school you fucking idiot!

If you run into an asshole, you ran into an asshole. If you run into a bunch, you’re the asshole.

Just the dumbest, most going-through-the-motions quote on the Battle Angel deluxe editions. Attaboy, Jim.

how many times will i say this

"school vouchers are sanctioned embezzlement"

i will say this all of the times

Every bullied kid who’s had to walk home in the snow is made of stronger stuff than the NYPD, I guess.

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

Hi, it’s me, the one guy with a snowblower in the neighborhood. Mind if I watch the rest of you go sore digging through TWENTY THREE GODDAMN INCHES?

Alright guys, that’s enough. Thank you.

The Snow Enjoyer