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@bjorntyrsson

Dog owner, reader, railway enthusiast, and railway volunteer. Bi male. Woke is not a slur, so call me woke if you like, I'll just take the complement!

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So here I am, trying to explain meltdowns caused by stress while having a meltdown caused by stress.

Please help me fix my account I say.

We'll call you, they say.

I give up.

Account still blocked.

Zopa customer service is total dogshit.

I'm tired.

26.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2/3

Prove it, they say.

They demand screenshots from chats about my party. I email them. 6 times.

We haven't had your emails, they say.
Technical issues, they say.

I spend 2.5 hours on chat and phone. I have a meltdown.

Please explain how autism affects you, they say.

26.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I open an account with zopa bank. Why do you want the account, they ask? To receive money from multiple people I say.

I receive money from multiple people, as I advised.

Account blocked.

What do you want this money for? They say. I'm arranging an event for my birthday I say.

1/2

26.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. I mean. Wow... Do you think he's always been such a male chauvinist scumbag, or do you reckon he had to take a course?

16.01.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, there's an ointment you can get. So I'm told anyhow...

15.01.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning from a wet and windy Northern Gwalia. Generally I call them "who ate all the bloody pigs in sodding blankets? I wanted some of those.... ".

17.12.2025 10:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, if you give up alcohol, red meat and sugar and get lots of fruit and vegetables you can lose 50-80% of your remaining will to live.

14.12.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This idiot is 12 today. Bless the short tempered nowty arse! I love him really.

11.12.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt he's already on the Farage/Reform/Tommeh two-names hit list.....

09.12.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rocky thinks he may have left the gas on.....

30.11.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting to be 100% your authentic self, not needing to mask or pretend.

29.11.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This lying hound would have you believe he is treated terribly. For the record he's on the way to the beach, and knows it. This is all drama.

29.11.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give it time....

29.11.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So far I have put some laundry on, had a bath and spent several hours in the company of Charlotte BrontΓ«. Shortly I must go out into the unpleasant weather to empty the dogs. But at least when I get back I can light the stove. How's your Saturday going?

29.11.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always liked them. Currently driving a Partner van.

29.11.2025 10:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely

29.11.2025 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Peugeot 205
Peugeot 207sw
Peugeot 308sw
Peugeot 3008
Peugeot Rifter

29.11.2025 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy weekend, all.

29.11.2025 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tpublican is surely a pub landlord in Yorkshire?

26.11.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awruff! Happy Wednesday!

26.11.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that's not a potato, friend...

26.11.2025 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird is far far better than average!

24.11.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable.
Green: Would you still love me if I never got better?

Blue hesitates a moment before answering.
Blue: What a silly thing to ask.

Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore.
Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.

24.11.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 9611 πŸ” 2603 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 108
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I'm with Steve on this one....

24.11.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

I've learned something important this year with the help of some amazing people. And it's this: do your hobbies, find your happy and be as weird as you want.

24.11.2025 08:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww, get well soon pup!

24.11.2025 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm queer and on a spectrum and I'm glad to hear that!

23.11.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yoink!! *Steals*

23.11.2025 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I posted this now and again

23.11.2025 10:00 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0