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So here I am, trying to explain meltdowns caused by stress while having a meltdown caused by stress.
Please help me fix my account I say.
We'll call you, they say.
I give up.
Account still blocked.
Zopa customer service is total dogshit.
I'm tired.
26.02.2026 19:41
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Prove it, they say.
They demand screenshots from chats about my party. I email them. 6 times.
We haven't had your emails, they say.
Technical issues, they say.
I spend 2.5 hours on chat and phone. I have a meltdown.
Please explain how autism affects you, they say.
26.02.2026 19:39
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So I open an account with zopa bank. Why do you want the account, they ask? To receive money from multiple people I say.
I receive money from multiple people, as I advised.
Account blocked.
What do you want this money for? They say. I'm arranging an event for my birthday I say.
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26.02.2026 19:36
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Wow. I mean. Wow... Do you think he's always been such a male chauvinist scumbag, or do you reckon he had to take a course?
16.01.2026 14:47
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Nah, there's an ointment you can get. So I'm told anyhow...
15.01.2026 14:30
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Good morning from a wet and windy Northern Gwalia. Generally I call them "who ate all the bloody pigs in sodding blankets? I wanted some of those.... ".
17.12.2025 10:43
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You know, if you give up alcohol, red meat and sugar and get lots of fruit and vegetables you can lose 50-80% of your remaining will to live.
14.12.2025 17:37
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This idiot is 12 today. Bless the short tempered nowty arse! I love him really.
11.12.2025 10:51
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No doubt he's already on the Farage/Reform/Tommeh two-names hit list.....
09.12.2025 11:54
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04.12.2025 01:12
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Rocky thinks he may have left the gas on.....
30.11.2025 19:21
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Getting to be 100% your authentic self, not needing to mask or pretend.
29.11.2025 22:44
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This lying hound would have you believe he is treated terribly. For the record he's on the way to the beach, and knows it. This is all drama.
29.11.2025 15:16
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Give it time....
29.11.2025 14:42
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So far I have put some laundry on, had a bath and spent several hours in the company of Charlotte BrontΓ«. Shortly I must go out into the unpleasant weather to empty the dogs. But at least when I get back I can light the stove. How's your Saturday going?
29.11.2025 14:30
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I've always liked them. Currently driving a Partner van.
29.11.2025 10:24
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Oh absolutely
29.11.2025 10:18
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Peugeot 205
Peugeot 207sw
Peugeot 308sw
Peugeot 3008
Peugeot Rifter
29.11.2025 09:28
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Happy weekend, all.
29.11.2025 09:23
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Tpublican is surely a pub landlord in Yorkshire?
26.11.2025 22:11
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Awruff! Happy Wednesday!
26.11.2025 08:30
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Oh, that's not a potato, friend...
26.11.2025 08:16
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Weird is far far better than average!
24.11.2025 16:10
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable.
Green: Would you still love me if I never got better?
Blue hesitates a moment before answering.
Blue: What a silly thing to ask.
Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore.
Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
24.11.2025 13:21
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I'm with Steve on this one....
24.11.2025 13:25
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I've learned something important this year with the help of some amazing people. And it's this: do your hobbies, find your happy and be as weird as you want.
24.11.2025 08:43
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Awwww, get well soon pup!
24.11.2025 08:38
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I'm queer and on a spectrum and I'm glad to hear that!
23.11.2025 19:45
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Yoink!! *Steals*
23.11.2025 12:19
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I posted this now and again
23.11.2025 10:00
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