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@celeryonion

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Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

25.06.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 67839 πŸ” 9363 πŸ’¬ 1582 πŸ“Œ 1012
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

25.06.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 34919 πŸ” 3809 πŸ’¬ 842 πŸ“Œ 299
cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

25.06.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 16891 πŸ” 3187 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 56

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

16.03.2025 04:09 πŸ‘ 51556 πŸ” 12574 πŸ’¬ 1359 πŸ“Œ 959

The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

28.02.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 20517 πŸ” 4199 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 203

AESOP ROCK NOT GUILTY!!!

20.02.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1144 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

19.02.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 16060 πŸ” 2080 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 55
Moss balls that are beautiful lab grown women

Moss balls that are beautiful lab grown women

19.02.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 2095 πŸ” 581 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 26

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not β€œsaving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

19.02.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 17829 πŸ” 4706 πŸ’¬ 492 πŸ“Œ 199
Amazon Prime streamer screen showing description for Dog Day Afternoon β€œa man takes mistakes at a bank in Brooklyn. Unfortunately I do not have enough information to summarize further within the provided guidelines.”

Amazon Prime streamer screen showing description for Dog Day Afternoon β€œa man takes mistakes at a bank in Brooklyn. Unfortunately I do not have enough information to summarize further within the provided guidelines.”

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

18.02.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 14559 πŸ” 2998 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 443

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

18.02.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 37919 πŸ” 3823 πŸ’¬ 637 πŸ“Œ 193
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Trump admin threatens to rescind federal funds over DEI In a sweeping and unprecedented letter issued over the weekend, the Office for Civil Rights declared race-based scholarships, cultural centers and even graduation ceremonies illegal.

soon enough, the mere presence of black and latino students on campus will be illegal racial discrimination against white students www.insidehighered.com/news/diversi...

16.02.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 7018 πŸ” 1628 πŸ’¬ 274 πŸ“Œ 130

Trying not to respond to every news update with β€œGun”

12.02.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 981 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

10.02.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 78945 πŸ” 8598 πŸ’¬ 620 πŸ“Œ 214
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Say Drake

10.02.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 6725 πŸ” 1199 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 61

Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word

08.02.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 13009 πŸ” 784 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 32

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

07.02.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 17401 πŸ” 2459 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 71

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

05.02.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 66260 πŸ” 10281 πŸ’¬ 1692 πŸ“Œ 362
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was looking for an image of a ps2 controller and found this absolute masterclass out in the wild

01.02.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 6172 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 18
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same methods, different era

02.02.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 10209 πŸ” 2900 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 75

oh what could the salute has possibly been

26.01.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 16901 πŸ” 2792 πŸ’¬ 929 πŸ“Œ 171
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits

25.01.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 7262 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 25

They should add raytracing to Balatro

22.01.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 4185 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 10
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08.01.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 3345 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 14
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03.01.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 15796 πŸ” 1660 πŸ’¬ 445 πŸ“Œ 157

In the interest of balance, the LA Times will publish a respectful obituary for Jimmy Carter alongside a counterpoint right-wing obituary that derides him as a low-T beta cuck.

by Patrick Soon-Shiong

29.12.2024 22:51 πŸ‘ 4983 πŸ” 634 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 25

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

21.12.2024 21:31 πŸ‘ 10393 πŸ” 1137 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 57
17.12.2024 03:16 πŸ‘ 1222 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 2

i need a block list of all the mfs posting nothing but facebook text meme type shit on here

i'm sure (some of) yall mean well, but enough please . . .

11.12.2024 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my neck
my back
my CEO attack

09.12.2024 19:22 πŸ‘ 6136 πŸ” 838 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 59