Glasgow Kiss

I hope you get to feel triumphant about something today. Not me, it's going to be too hot here, but you should.

America isn't real. It's actually a social experiment testing how much its citizens can endure.

I like to watch Misery for a quick pick me up

Hormuz beef stew

I don't know what this means but I now have motion sickness 😂😭😂

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Labyrinth 2: Toby Goes Rogue

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

12 Angrier Men

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The Goonies 2: Chester Copperpot's Revenge

Screenshot of High Potential showing an unwatched 14th Episode in Season 2 which was absolutely not there before!

Disney: Finish watching High Potential. See what happens next.

Me: Oh you lying sons of bitches aren't gonna fool me with that shit again! Who do you think you- WHAT? WHERE DID THIS 14TH EPISODE COME FROM??? *High pitched squealing*

Nobody names their Tybalts "Mercutio" anymore and other format lectures that didn't get any likes this semester

allowing myself to believe that vision was in the corner of my eye and not in my imagination

drawing strength from daydreams

*reposts quickly

*types out post*
*anticipates replies*
*deletes post*

Sometimes it sits with me and sets down its drink that an illusion would get up and leave without this furniture. We believe in each other we're comfortable, as long as I vacuum right through reality's slippers

Remember how great The Odd Couple was?

anyone who's still here when the party's over will have chores allocated to them

Vent my spleen? No thank you Hannibal, you just keep on walking.

Put yesterday’s offerings out of their misery.

Someone posts for attention?
Give them attention.
Move on.
Protect your blood pressure. We’re too old for this shit.

Will do! 💙

Can’t wait until he starts walking, so I can beat him at other stuff as well.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Did you know in his last few years, Fred Astaire was actually known as “Fred a Stair Lift”?

few things are more shattering than looking around for your cup of coffee only to remember that you've already finished it

After I leave here they'll find me deep in the woods, in a tree house, making daisy chains and eating lemon and poppy seed muffins with a group of moots.

Sometimes the downward spiral is only a little whirlwind in butterfly landing to tend a flower, a part of cosplay, overwhelming still. But it's being handled kink by kink

I knew I recognised that voice last week but I was so overwhelmed by the episode that it didn't sink in. I loved him in The Umbrella Academy and Mindhunter and now I get the joy of watching the endearing and talented Cameron Britton in Paradise! 😊🙌

What’s your sign.

Saturn without its rings asking everything what it really thinks about Saturn and you still pretend to laugh at all my witty gazes in the planetarium