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We're going to need a bigger Hague.

03.01.2026 09:51 👍 3119 🔁 802 💬 21 📌 15
“Whoever stole the purple marker, please return it!” written in green on a whiteboard. “No!” is written in purple below it.

“Whoever stole the purple marker, please return it!” written in green on a whiteboard. “No!” is written in purple below it.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

01.01.2026 14:35 👍 1083 🔁 211 💬 17 📌 5
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and was also expertly drawn

30.12.2025 12:42 👍 151 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 7

Thank you so much! I was pretty happy with how this turned out and the oil pastels worked so well for this style.

22.12.2025 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Acrylic portrait on canvas board #Acrylics #portrait #art

22.12.2025 20:31 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.12.2025 14:18 👍 2190 🔁 528 💬 15 📌 14
badger eating berries

badger eating berries

important

20.12.2025 13:57 👍 7691 🔁 2336 💬 42 📌 78

We pronounce it similarly in Ireland, 'hoor'.

18.12.2025 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone in a Ms. Pac-man costume, replete with oversized cigarette and feather boa, leans provocatively on the pole of a street sign.

Someone in a Ms. Pac-man costume, replete with oversized cigarette and feather boa, leans provocatively on the pole of a street sign.

streetwaka

06.12.2025 23:51 👍 378 🔁 75 💬 12 📌 2
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

07.02.2025 05:57 👍 28211 🔁 3946 💬 326 📌 146
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Still life, oil pastel #stilllife #art #pastels

11.11.2025 22:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

28.10.2025 03:21 👍 1848 🔁 287 💬 24 📌 9
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Hey Eckhart
Think about the future

31.01.2025 13:37 👍 38 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 2

They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.

24.09.2025 11:42 👍 705 🔁 82 💬 17 📌 0
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Coming over ere, serving up top nosh!

14.09.2025 10:26 👍 78 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 2
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Charcoal portrait and mixed media collage #art #portrait #collage #mixedmedia

24.08.2025 21:20 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pastel portrait, colour practice #portrait #pastels #art

14.08.2025 20:53 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

09.08.2025 07:26 👍 13441 🔁 2646 💬 273 📌 165
An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

no one ever comes back

03.08.2025 21:09 👍 906 🔁 197 💬 31 📌 27
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a film about swashbuckling mongrels?

don’t get my hopes up.

23.07.2025 22:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Star Trek roleplaying - m4ww
18 hours ago
contact
L
age: 31
Need 2 or 3 women for Star Trek roleplaying. No nudity, no touching. STRICTLY "THE NEXT GENERATION" ERA CHARACTERS AND COSTUMES. Last time someone tried TOS and it was a disaster. There will be no mixing of eras. I don't want to hear how Captain Kirk is so great.
Kirk isn't half the Captain that Picard is, OK? Kirk is a fat chauvinist ladies man. Picard is an honorable intellectual and an excellent diplomat. I built a bridge in my mom's garage and a small shuttlecraft. If this sounds like something you want to do let me know and I'll send you the script. I don't mind if your costume isn't terribly authentic, just make sure it's close to TNG era. Once you have your script you can think about your character and let me know about any ideas you have. We won't be filming anything it, it's just a fun way to spend an afternoon. Maybe my mom will make lunch. It helps if you know a lot about the show. This isn't paid, but I have lots of snacks to share and can get you a ride here if you are within 10 miles if it is OK with my mom. The reason I need women is that the story is about getting stuck on a shuttlecraft. I can't tell you more you now. Most weeknights and weekends are good times. Having your own props is ann asset e.g. a phaser or a VISOR if your character needs one. Please respond with pic and short bio plus stats. Nothing weird is going to happen.

Star Trek roleplaying - m4ww 18 hours ago contact L age: 31 Need 2 or 3 women for Star Trek roleplaying. No nudity, no touching. STRICTLY "THE NEXT GENERATION" ERA CHARACTERS AND COSTUMES. Last time someone tried TOS and it was a disaster. There will be no mixing of eras. I don't want to hear how Captain Kirk is so great. Kirk isn't half the Captain that Picard is, OK? Kirk is a fat chauvinist ladies man. Picard is an honorable intellectual and an excellent diplomat. I built a bridge in my mom's garage and a small shuttlecraft. If this sounds like something you want to do let me know and I'll send you the script. I don't mind if your costume isn't terribly authentic, just make sure it's close to TNG era. Once you have your script you can think about your character and let me know about any ideas you have. We won't be filming anything it, it's just a fun way to spend an afternoon. Maybe my mom will make lunch. It helps if you know a lot about the show. This isn't paid, but I have lots of snacks to share and can get you a ride here if you are within 10 miles if it is OK with my mom. The reason I need women is that the story is about getting stuck on a shuttlecraft. I can't tell you more you now. Most weeknights and weekends are good times. Having your own props is ann asset e.g. a phaser or a VISOR if your character needs one. Please respond with pic and short bio plus stats. Nothing weird is going to happen.

Happy anniversary to the greatest personal ad of all time from someone truly living their best life

23.07.2025 06:35 👍 173 🔁 40 💬 0 📌 0

Not everyone you meet is going to like you and that’s ok. You’re not that likeable

29.06.2025 20:55 👍 503 🔁 147 💬 15 📌 14
Photo of a chicken standing outside a KFC

Photo of a chicken standing outside a KFC

"We need to be in the room"

21.11.2024 11:01 👍 221 🔁 60 💬 3 📌 1
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'St Paul's at Sunset' (1914) by William Hyde

(Private collection)

16.07.2025 17:44 👍 178 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0
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BBC will no longer broadcast "high risk" performances

06.07.2025 12:03 👍 74 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

called my daughter baby girl and she said i was a baby man, instant fatality

02.07.2025 22:37 👍 246 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0
curated meme by unknown author; four panel "the WHAT" meme with Sisko from Star Trek DS9; first panel of a map of The Dominion of Canada; second panel is way zoomed in on the word Dominion; third panel is a closeup of Sisko, with caption: the; fourth panel is an extreme closeup of Aisko's eyes, with caption: WHAT

curated meme by unknown author; four panel "the WHAT" meme with Sisko from Star Trek DS9; first panel of a map of The Dominion of Canada; second panel is way zoomed in on the word Dominion; third panel is a closeup of Sisko, with caption: the; fourth panel is an extreme closeup of Aisko's eyes, with caption: WHAT

Happy Canada Day!

01.07.2025 12:00 👍 266 🔁 74 💬 7 📌 7
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Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.

However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

28.06.2025 16:03 👍 54487 🔁 12794 💬 560 📌 805