The Green Party candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election, giving the winning speech from behind a lectern, is now a grinning Albert Steptoe. The characteristically gracious Reform candidate, slightly out of focus in the lineup of losing candidates at the back, is now a disgusted Harold Steptoe.
Surprise winner in the Galton and Simpson by-election
The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor
“Release the corgis”
The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor
“Release the corgis”
Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?
Honestly, I just added the slogans (and the watermark). Didn’t even remember to do the hands this time. Quick ‘n’ dirty 10-minute pre-work job.
Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?
The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’
Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?
The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’
Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?
Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch
“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”
The entrance to Jurassic Park, looming over a road through the jungle undergrowth, but the sign above the huge wooden gates now says “Jeffrey’s Island”. Approaching them with its back to us is a white golf cart driven by a fat blond man in a red baseball cap. The gates are closed.
When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. But your stars were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping
EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center
The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping
EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center
The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.
There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.
There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot. The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.
OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA
(now without the embarrassing error)
The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot. The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.
OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA
Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots
Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK
Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots
Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK
A shot from the Star Wars tv series Andor, showing from behind a squad of armed Imperial stormtroopers descending steps into a town square full of protestors and smoke, but the symbols on the stormtroopers’ backs now say “ICE”.
Protests in the streets of Ghorman after Emperor Oompaloompatine orders immigration crackdown
Trump at his announcement ceremony in Davos, sitting behind a desk in front of a blue backdrop patterned with ‘Board of Peace’ emblems, holding up a signed document to the press, who are silhouetted in the front at bottom of frame. Behind him are a rogue’s gallery of his collaborators of varying degrees of villainy, from left to right: Fenella the Kettle Witch, Jabba the Hutt, a Dalek, the Hamburglar, Skeletor, Gripper Stebson, Gargamel, Grotbags, Count Baltar, Ming the Merciless, Dick Dastardly, Nelson Muntz, Nasty Nick Cotton, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the Armus, Vecna and the Hooded Claw. Looming behind them are the four Dark Judges, and at the back, towering over the right half of the picture, is one leg of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
Trump unveils his Board of Peace
SSSUCCCCESSSS!
Trump at his announcement ceremony in Davos, sitting behind a desk in front of a blue backdrop patterned with ‘Board of Peace’ emblems, holding up a signed document to the press, who are silhouetted in the front at bottom of frame. Behind him are a rogue’s gallery of his collaborators of varying degrees of villainy, from left to right: Fenella the Kettle Witch, Jabba the Hutt, a Dalek, the Hamburglar, Skeletor, Gripper Stebson, Gargamel, Grotbags, Count Baltar, Ming the Merciless, Dick Dastardly, Nelson Muntz, Nasty Nick Cotton, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the Armus, Vecna and the Hooded Claw. Looming behind them are the four Dark Judges, and at the back, towering over the right half of the picture, is one leg of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
Trump unveils his Board of Peace
Trump as the distracted boyfriend, now on a map between the indignant Greenland and the distracting Iceland. He’s flipped so the islands can be in roughly the right places, although Iceland is enlarged and out of focus because it’s closer to us.
Distracted dictator
The first of two pictures. A tweet by the White House’s X account, saying “The numbers confirm what we already knew: ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT!” and attaching their social media graphic listing some dubious achievements of Trump’s first year back in office, over a purple-tinted photo of Trump and Vance, both with their right arms raised. The text over the top is as follows: President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers 129 Regulations cut for every 1 new rule → $211B saved 21% Decrease in overdoses 8 Major wars ended 228 Executive Orders issued 60% Decrease in VA backlog 8 Straight months of 0 releases at the border 70% Decrease in inflation 100% Of new jobs to American-born workers
The second and final attached image. A by Mockeree’s X account, which I’m increasingly thinking of abandoning but it’s still there for the moment, quoting the White House one with the word “ERRATA” and a remix of their graphic. The figures in the purple-tinted background photo are now Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, and the text overall laid on top of it now says the following: President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers 1500 Convicted insurrectionists pardoned 115 Alleged drug smugglers murdered without trial 0 Real wars ended 1 Oil-rich nation invaded 2 Allied nations threatened with invasion 3 Dementia tests boasted about 1% Of the Epstein files released 31 Days beyond the legal deadline for the release of the Epstein files
ERRATA
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
A section of a map centred on Minnesota, which is now labelled as part of the Kingdom of Denmark and distinguished from the neighbouring US states by an overlay of the white cross on red background of the Danish flag
Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
A section of a map centred on Minnesota, which is now labelled as part of the Kingdom of Denmark and distinguished from the neighbouring US states by an overlay of the white cross on red background of the Danish flag
Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
Robert Jenrick - now with a Dalek-human hybrid head, all one eye and tentacles - shaking hands with Farage, now with the life-support chair and electronic eye of Davros. Behind them a slogan says “Skaro needs reform”. Davros has got two arms because it’s a flipped image and I could not be arsed. This should’ve been finished last night.
Shock as Dalek Jen-Ric completely unexpectedly defects to the Exterminate party
