Welcome home noodle friend 🥰
Welcome home noodle friend 🥰
I've got nearly 2k saved up for breast implants. Let's. Fucking. Go. 😊
*Rawr*
Nya~ goth mode suits me
Used to get dolled up to take d*ck. Now I get dolled up to play with magic d*cks. 😘
I'll try not to loose on purpose.... 🫠
I have not produced content in 2 years and I STILL get dudes on fet hitting me up to shoot. 🙄
He's not wrong...
Pwease, don't nuke my commander.... I'm just a wittle bean....
When your outfit is kinky but it's also 65° out
The FB page known as Trans Army is trash.
Sláinte
12 hours from now, I'll be boarding a flight back to Memphis. It's bittersweet, but I look forward to the next chapter in this strange journey called life.
Packed up and ready.
Memphis peeps, I'll see you Sunday
Jeez, she looks like Skeletor stuffed into a condom ....
With the company of wonderful friends and a vibrant community, I'm sure it will be 🥰🥰
Memphis has been calling me back home for a while.
This is my last week in Florida.
Me «"I want Popeyes spicy chicken sammich!"»
Also Me «"I have spicy chicken sammiches at home."»
The spicy chicken at home *
*Gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck
Moan sharp inhale... Gluck, gluck, gluck*
Ok, but I might need you to roll for my character....
I do be gooning 🫠
Mood. Oversized hoodie and pajama pants. 💜
Dinner last night
Mojo marinated pork tenderloin with cilantro lime rice, black beans, homemade pickled onions, and salsa verde.
Please 🥹🥹🥵
"He's playing 5-D chess,"
"He's actively shoving the checkers in his ass screaming,"King me," "
Taking a break from fucking up perfectly good lumber and making misogynistic stickers? Drilling holes in wood and blaming women must be exhausting.
Idk. You seem pretty upset. Seems to be working to me.
Ma'am... you're projecting again.
I think you should apologize to the trees after seeing your Etsy....