dad stache square pants

yeah. was weird. but forcing a stranger to hear Cotton Eye Joe = PRISON

i once had a driver who's phone screen i could see had clearly been watching porn (it was paused but still ick) and Cotton Eye Joe is worse

me: i need to just focus on ONE area so i don't feel overwhelmed

also me:
*finds gate to new area*
i should just open this and see...
*spends hours exploring new area*
#Pokopia

saaaaame

Laser Focus? *Mariah Carey i don’t know her gif *

i realized there is a recipe for an alarm clock so i made 1 but haven’t tried to show it to her yet (so easy to get sidetracked in this game)

anyone playing Pokopia know if there's a way to search for an item that might be in your inventory or elsewhere? besides physically looking for it!?

i apparently took an item from the ship before the quest where it is needed & now i have no clue where it is ... so i guess i just can't finish it?

the % of the battery went up while i was playing & (according to the internet it is okay to use but i am going to try to find an okay from official Nintendo stuff just in case) it is safe to use

nope!!

realized my Switch 1 adapter works for Switch 2 in handheld so i don't need to take a break from Pokopia to recharge it so it is over for you hoes*

*you hoes=my entire life & possibly my mental well-being

the irony of spending 2 days trying to make it rain in Pokopia & i open Go & it’s pouring

i got Pokopia. it's addictive. instead of naming my dude ben i named him/them Dale Cooper.

i think the real take away from the ANTM doc is that people will perpetuate and participate in systems they know are harsh & even evil because they believe the systems will not come for them ... but these systems always come for everyone

stupid work!

are you enjoying it?

on the fence about getting Pokopia but also i know i am going to get it eventually & the price will never change so why not just get it now while everyone is stoked about it

you have been visited by nonbinary Olivia Coleman & will now also become nonbinary

like to charge reblog to cast

you know what i love that never really gets talked about?

Berry Berry Kix

icon, legend & the moment ✨

i suppose i'll have to start asking random bears for their Kermit impressions haha

i have never attempted a Kermit impression. am i a bad bear?

anyway hit me up with your Illustrator alternatives

i really hate being a jerk to a customer service rep & it almost never happens but i lost my patience when trying to switch/cancel my Adobe account and now i feel so crummy. i apologized but i know from ex. that doesn't matter... not being a jerk matters.

we watched this last night... was like watching a bunch of 5 year olds throw tantrums most of the time

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yes👿

🎉yes!🎉

i care extremely about dicks and butts

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