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Auteur en filmcriticus, screenwriter, vertaler, fotograaf, evil feminist, wicked spinster, international cat-sitter. Likes frites, beer & chocolade. The Low Countries.

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Ozymandias moment: Colossus of Rhodes then and now, attr to Louis de Caullery whose day is today.

10.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

10.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1880 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 375

Was it? That's adorable! It's a great cast.

10.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: COLD STORAGE is a lot of fun.

10.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop thinking about my fellow biographers who had their NEH grants taken away last year to save taxpayers' money.

10.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHoppers” Is a Happy Leap Forward for Pixar In Daniel Chong’s cheerfully ludicrous science-fiction comedy, robot technology enables an environmental activist to walk and talk with the animals.

Village of the dammed: Pixar's delightfully unhinged HOPPERS, reviewed. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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2/2 The famed collection of Cornelis van der Geest, featuring a visit from the rulers of The Netherlands & from me! That's my Battle of the Amazons hanging over by the window.

10.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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SCREAM: THE NEXT GENERATION: contains both a KITCHEN FIGHT (someone brandishes a meat tenderiser, though the pizza shovel should have been better exploited IMO) & a CRÊPAGE DE CHIGNONS. Nice to see Neve Campbell again; Courteney Cox looks like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka channelling Michael Jackson.

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've just received a 1500 word press release about the new film of Seance on a Wet Afternoon (which I'm greatly looking forward to) which doesn't mention Mark McShane.

10.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spot the cat.

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Born on this day in 1503, Ferdinand, son of Joanna of Castile & Archduke Philip the Handsome. Holy Roman Emperor & King of lots of places. Here in c. 1510 before all the titles.

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Stop πŸ‘ having πŸ‘ unrealistic πŸ‘ body πŸ‘ standards πŸ‘ for πŸ‘ camels πŸ‘

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2050 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 12
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COVER REVEAL:

LYCANTHIA, the last of the werewolf works to be reprinted from the 30s and 40s, with an introduction by Stewart Lee and a biographical essay on Frances Layland-Barratt by James Doig, will be published by my MISLAID BOOKS press soon.

03.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I think that's Van Luppenstraat (like it says on the sign), not Zurenborgstraat, which is the next street along. Not that it matters, because sooner or later there will be pedestrian obstructions EVERYWHERE. They're all over the place and there's a new one every day. It's endemic.

10.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 12051 πŸ” 2725 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 226
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#FuckYouVoetgangers Dear Antwerp pedestrians, no you can't use this Mercatorstraat pavement. How about stepping into the bike lane & praying you don't get hit by one of the bicycles, electric scooters & motor scooters thundering past? Adding to the excitement, often driven by people on their phones!

10.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A street blocked off by barriers and roadworks.

A street blocked off by barriers and roadworks.

A man pushes his bike past roadworks and a useless orange sign directing pedestrians... where? I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

A man pushes his bike past roadworks and a useless orange sign directing pedestrians... where? I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

A road sign forbidding access to pedestrians - pretty redundant as the whole area is blocked off by roadworks and barriers anyway.

A road sign forbidding access to pedestrians - pretty redundant as the whole area is blocked off by roadworks and barriers anyway.

#FuckYouVoetgangers More examples of Antwerp's contempt for its pedestrians, repeatedly directed by roadworks into traffic or bike lanes, or expected to tramp miles out of their way to cross the road. Here's a fun new adventure playground at the intersection between Zurenborgstraat & Cuperusstraat.

10.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they, though? And are they, though? And does it, though?

10.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's artist w/out a (known) birthday: Louis de Caullery, Flemish painter of elegant places & people. Here, dance in a garden, to celebrate his day.

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Project Hail Mary’ Contains Not a Single Greenscreen Shot in the Entire Movie, Director Says Amazon-MGM's entire 156-minute, big-budget sci-fi gamble was shot without any green (or blue) screen, Christopher Miller says.

Hurrah! Let's hope this is such a massive hit that it starts a trend away from the pervasive substitution of bland, generic greenscreen for real* locations that infects so many current films. (* doesn't mean no digital - it's explained in the article)

10.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Thousands of authors publish β€˜empty’ book in protest over AI using their work About 10,000 writers including Kazuo Ishiguro, Philippa Gregory and Richard Osman join copyright campaign

We're proud to have asked our members to add their names to this empty book, protesting the use of their works without permission. In our house, copyright still matters!

#DontStealThisBook

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

10.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

β€œLook at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

10.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1012 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10
1 Screenshot from the movie "Lucy" (2014): A close-up of a passport or identification document featuring a woman with blonde hair pulled back, green eyes, and a neutral expression. The document lists her name as "Lucy" and states her nationality as "United States of America." Her date of birth is "10 Mar 1988," and her place of birth is "Pennsylvania, U.S.A." The date of issue is "25 Aug 2005," and the expiration date is "24 Aug 2015."

1 Screenshot from the movie "Lucy" (2014): A close-up of a passport or identification document featuring a woman with blonde hair pulled back, green eyes, and a neutral expression. The document lists her name as "Lucy" and states her nationality as "United States of America." Her date of birth is "10 Mar 1988," and her place of birth is "Pennsylvania, U.S.A." The date of issue is "25 Aug 2005," and the expiration date is "24 Aug 2015."

Mar 10th 1988 - Lucy's date of birth is shown on her passport, right after she comes apart on the plane.

πŸ“½οΈπŸ“… Lucy (2014)

10.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

It's infuriating! Also completely misses the point. And I'm a sucker for even looking at it! (not your fault, obv)

10.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I chose AI for four out of five. But a paragraph tells you nothing. It has no ongoing intent, no context. I’ve written a lot of parodies and I can write a paragraph in any style you like, maybe even β€œbetter” than the original. Could I write a whole, better Cormac MacCarthy novel? Absolutely not.

10.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Was this entire article written by AI, or an AI propagandist? Because this whole article is loaded towards AI: the "human" extracts are all (except the sole bit of "modern" writing) written in fairly archaic syntax, sometimes needing to be reread, while the AI samples are mostly straightforward.

10.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague, set on a red base, posed on Thames Foreshore river steps. The statuette is white with gold accessories, the crowned head is broken and a hand is missing, though the other hand holds a globe with a cross.

Small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague, set on a red base, posed on Thames Foreshore river steps. The statuette is white with gold accessories, the crowned head is broken and a hand is missing, though the other hand holds a globe with a cross.

The broken head of a small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague held in my hand on the Thames Foreshore. The head is crowned, the face is well defined with red lips.

The broken head of a small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague held in my hand on the Thames Foreshore. The head is crowned, the face is well defined with red lips.

Found on the Thames Foreshore yesterday, a small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague. The original hails from the C16th & is housed in the Church of Our Lady Victorious in Prague. Dressed in blinging robes that change according to the liturgical season. Head broken, hand missing 1/

10.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Excellent! (full confession: I don't know who The Mountain Goats are, though I am familiar with the Swedish band Goat)

10.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It WAS hard! And I had no money! yet I managed it.

10.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0