Snails The Goblin🐸

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

"Hi, welcome to the Business Store where we sell.... Business."

Happy International Women's Day, everyone. Congratulations as well, especially to the many women for whom this is their first year being celebrated.

Sorry we're strapping you into The Device that makes you a bouncy busty brainless bimbo puppy girl, yeah you're basically an emotional support sex toy from now on. Yeah, you're welcome, I know. I know. Everyone wants this. You're the ultimate life form now. Nobody has ever lived as well as you.

"Neocons are gay for Israel" bro is making merch for specific internal right wing beef lmao

It's like if Mamdani sold "Leon Trotsky is a bitch" shirt, pick you battles

Honorary mentions 9 games: Half Life 2, Halo 3/Reach, Dishonored, Adastra (the gay furry game), Hotline Miami, Baldur's Gate 3 (haven't finished it), Cyberpunk 2077, & Guilty Gear Strive

Almost half of these prominently feature people getting gibbed, don't know what that says about me.

Don't worry cis boy, a little estrogen ain't gonna hurt you.

How silly you were to think the world was complicated and unknowable. You ignore your ditzy mistakes with assuredness in your above average mental faculties.

Other people are the dumb ones, you think in your increasingly sluggish train of thought. Only a genius could think through the fog like you.

Bimbofication but where the smarter you think you are the dumber you get.

At first you aren't confident in your intelligence, but any time you do something a little clever you get a thrill of self satisfaction and just a little more air headed.

Soon everything seems so much simpler than before.

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It's got protein and hormones to make you a beast! Enough testosterone for muscle mass that'll buck a rodeo cowboy, and enough estrogen for tits that'll have watermelons look to grapes!

Trying to brew an antidote to the lactation potion you accidentally drank, but anytime your new, comically large boobs bump into anything they spray milk into the cauldron and ruin the formula.

It's been a month and you're starting to worry that the potion's effects will become permanent.

If you had to work in a medium other than writing (movies, animation, games, etc) what would it be?

Every trans woman should be issued upon coming out: a mischievous fae that has been tricked into becoming your sworn vassal, a cloak woven from cool autumn breeze, 100 mg THC, a loyal goblin squire who will follow you into mortal peril, and the crown of an elvish kingdom made of braided yew branches

Republican in 2016: (((Democrats))) want us to be eating BUGS!!! They want to ban meat so everyone will be forced to eat SOY and lose their testosterone!!!!!

Republican in 2026: If you can't afford groceries that means you should start eating raw liver and unpasteurized milk instead. Much cheaper.

I know next to nothing about the Fate series other than King Arthur is a futch woman knight.

Yes, you need to take your pants off for the healing spell to work.

Why? Well, without sucking your dick how else am I going to safely fill your blood stream with the healing magic.

A syringe? Haven't heard of it. I'm just going to put your cock in my mouth while I hum the incantations.

shipping with zenos is indeed a lot like being a horse girl in that you have to emotionally invest yourself in a sociopathic creature with the strongest death drive you have ever seen in a living being

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

A comic depicting Kaylee (the blonde) activating a magical girl type transformation sequence in which she transforms into her jester outfit. Izzy, the mime, is also transformed by this and walks up to Kaylee, holding a sign that asks if the sequence was necessary, Kaylee giving an angry rebuttal about how hard it is to put on her boots normally.

A bonus panel in which Kaylee remarks that her hat seems to only stay on by magic

Sure it saves times getting into costume like this, but explosions tend to happen nearby, so probably runs into a bunch of OSHA violations somewhere down the line XD

Amazing comic done by @doodlysheery.bsky.social Thank you so much for this! ^^

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Elf girl really has a massive supply of crop tops

The core theme of Dune is about how you shouldn't trust charismatic politicians or leaders. Saying Dune is a racist white savior story or endorses messianic religious fundamentalism is aggressively missing the point.

It's gender politics suck pretty bad, that I'll agree with.

"Nice try, mistress," Your puppy girl says, "But I know you didn't throw the ball, you only pretended to!"

You actually did throw the ball, she's just too stupid to notice.

What you going to do with the glue?

Why can't butches be whimpering, pathetic subs? Why can't mascs be needy pillow princesses? Why can't I suck on a femme's strap? Why can't we escape the tyranny of binary gender norms even within queer spaces? WHY CAN'T A CUTE GIRL CLAP MY CHEEKS?!?!

Hear me out 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.