But then how am I supposed to get furniture for my bean?

This is true...

Hey, there's this one cute girl that keeps wandering around you house. You should totally all her out!

I love it!

Just had a fun interaction with my coworkers. They brought up their politics in the middle of a formal meeting. Acting as though they were relived that Trump won. Because now it will go back to girls being girls and men being men. It reminds me that Trump isn't the whole arch, just the corner stone.

I'm tired today. 🙃

Skirts have been glitching out lately too. I've been opening the app to it trying to start a shorts reel for me to doom scroll through, only for it to load a full video.

Reminds me of Bethesda's 'canvas bag' fiasco. The company promised people who pre-ordered Fallout 76 custom made canvas bags and did not deliver. Come to find out later that they actually did make canvas bags and have them away to influencers.

Hey! I don't see any pixies! Only a BAMF and some Canadian fog!

What? I can't hear you over the sound of my life crippling tinnitus.

Having a consiance.

I was in when "don't ask, don't tell" was repealed. You want to know what changed that morning? My skivvies, 'cause me, my two lesbian friends, and our queer straight brother still had to get tf out of bed to set up a radio antenna so we could have comms with the helicopter when it comes. Hoorah!

It's it just me? Or is it just me?

Context, wrong answers only.