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Alex Twist

@alexwist

Vibrating rubber bum faced goats

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Salad is a garnish, nobody actually likes it.

20.05.2025 11:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There has, yes. Is that a problem?

15.04.2025 09:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm going to spend this evening wandering round the house in tight 70s speedos with a baboon on a lead.

07.04.2025 05:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well yes, I don't know what else you were expecting.

26.03.2025 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Please contact our press office for the latest pack. I think you'll be pretty impressed with what we have to say.

26.03.2025 12:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd better pop my clothes back on then

19.03.2025 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm currently moving amongst you in the form of an undetectable noble gas. So behave.

19.03.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Horse idea: Megahorse!

13.03.2025 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2025 14:35 👍 58193 🔁 13037 💬 576 📌 361

This Alex is serviced daily, but we would appreciate it if you would leave him in the condition in which you would like to find him.

07.02.2025 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm in an artistic mood today. I'm lounging around in a big frilly shirt and taking opium, later on i may develop consumption.

05.02.2025 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sorry we could not see you through to the chrysalis stage but we simply do not have room in the garage for the cocoon

04.02.2025 10:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But that'll raise the price of "goods" for my subjects? Especially those that use my productions.

03.02.2025 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As we celebrate Awareness Month, please copy this status if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.

20.01.2025 10:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A perfect comic panel.

07.01.2025 20:00 👍 21744 🔁 3106 💬 100 📌 70

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

08.01.2025 03:36 👍 12310 🔁 2148 💬 280 📌 125

They should have been vibrating rubber bum faced ones. They're better

07.01.2025 14:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has anyone got any idea what day it is?

29.12.2024 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Viz Top Tip reading: "Make your own Amazon Echo by putting some fairy lights in a Pringles tube and having your wife bellow "I'm sorry. I don't know how to do that" whenever you cough or drop a pan-lid on the kitchen floor. Mark Glover, Coventry"

A Viz Top Tip reading: "Make your own Amazon Echo by putting some fairy lights in a Pringles tube and having your wife bellow "I'm sorry. I don't know how to do that" whenever you cough or drop a pan-lid on the kitchen floor. Mark Glover, Coventry"

28.12.2024 10:09 👍 393 🔁 112 💬 4 📌 5

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from God and Jesus and the whole team!

25.12.2024 18:22 👍 9098 🔁 696 💬 216 📌 22

I'm currently god-resting my merry gentlemen.

05.12.2024 16:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!

28.11.2024 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear Amazon, I've already got one. You know I have because I bought it from you last week, so why the fuck are you emailing me suggesting I might want to buy another? Of course I don't want to buy another. I already have one, as well you know. Nick Brown, Weymouth

Dear Amazon, I've already got one. You know I have because I bought it from you last week, so why the fuck are you emailing me suggesting I might want to buy another? Of course I don't want to buy another. I already have one, as well you know. Nick Brown, Weymouth

19.11.2024 11:23 👍 200 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 2