I bet that would make a very satisfying thud slapped onto my face

You have a generous spirit

there'd be chocolate and pasta in there too. the pasta is there to hold the parmesan

bathroom mirror showing belly pic

Happy birthday! I cleaned the mirror and covered up a cat scratch with phone placement

The poster working a snow thrower up a driveway

The poster sweaty and weary wearing flannel back inside

I’d rather have gotten plowed, but it beats shoveling

If I do a good enough job with my tongue, maybe you can reevaluate your position on bottoming again? win/win either way I guess

BEEG

I've often thought you should come visit and use this place as your New England launchpad for a conquest of 1-hr away fat boys that I'm not bold enough to hit up myself.

you know it's a French production because they've got space frogs

the gift that gives all year round!

fill me with your watermelon seed

No :/

Back in the day, I made this on some website and when I uploaded it to tumblr it got around 14k notes.

ho ho hooooooo

two fatsonas, if you will

My old pc gaming controller is dying and I need recommendations for a replacement. I’m used to something shaped like a ps3 controller but I guess I need to get with the times. Please advise

Mozzarella sticks should be offered in a ring shape

Poster is wearing a zipped up grey hoodie and dark orange tee. He has a beard and short hair. Behind him is lot of glass and reflected light because it’s shot at the entrance to a supermarket.

I’m out of practice posting selfies. Seeing my fat ass is kinda mundane so my camera roll is mostly the cats

provoking the tops more like

Bat! <transform>

top men

I'd eat that butt every day of Novembrim.

the best place to plant a face

damn

Yeah, it was pretty slow to start. Some skills were gamechangers, like Warrior+Dancer's swordance skill and TeenIdol's Hustle (0mp healus). But like, you're at least ten hours in before you start grinding jobs, and then you get your fourth guy at like 20 hours in.

I use a couch with a foam mousepad on the broad arm. *shrug* Just another option

- Mary Todd Lincoln

I thoroughly enjoyed Exhalation by Ted Chiang. The short scifi stories had so much worldbuilding and depth as they explore their subjects - owner responsibility to sentient virtual pets, archeological creationism, closed loop time travel (in the age of sultans), cashing in on alternate realities.

Yes, but dig out the rim chair - just in case :)