Loren

(please)

gimme

There needs to be like 5 "too nice to work" holidays controlled by each state. Like a snow day, you don't get any advance notice. The stations and alerts just put out the message that the next day is too nice to work and everyone is off.

I'm not calling it getting old anymore. I'm going to say it's time sickness from now on.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Fascinating!

Peter Brough - Wikipedia

eg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_B...

fun fact ventriloquists were very popular on early radio, perplexingly!

It’s never too late to hope you will turn out to be the weird but helpful witch in the woods in someone’s story.

Repost if you’re sick of time making fools of us all

there's no alt text here which is unfortunate because we have located the most y2k a car has ever been and everyone needs to know about it.

the entire body is clear. i mean you can see the guts just like a gameboy but with better clarity oh my god it's wonderful

this is so real!

very good sticker machine

I need to know what the x’s mean. Are they checking off a to do list?

the deluge of AI applications have made it so much worse, too

this is how i’m finding out! huzzah!

seconded

Your timeline told me it wanted some pictures from the delightful Wes Anderson show at the Design Museum In London

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

The team hopes enough chicks will survive this year to bring the world Kākāpō population to 300—a major milestone for a species that was teetering with just 51 individuals in 1995.

A massive bloom of rimu berries in New Zealand fueled a mating surge among the critically endangered Kākāpō. spklr.io/6044E87xp

📸: New Zealand Department of Conservation

call me a spondee by cause Ich am stressed stressed

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Ouch hit twice

Ouch hit twice

Microdosing being a kid again by using the fitted sheet like a gym parachute and screaming under it

IT’S OUR TIME. EVERYBODY CELEBRATE THE WEDDING THIS MOMENT CREATED www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Something that brings me great joy is that Franz practiced law so he, too, was Kafka Esq.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal