I built essentially the exact same thing 😂 and I was like, “This looks like shit but I’m proud!”
10.03.2026 22:45
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Me: orders Taco Bell, gives phone number for text receipt.
Phone: Ding!
Me: Ooh! A text! Wonder who’s texting!
10.03.2026 22:28
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Chicago.
08.03.2026 22:53
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I saw this earlier and wanted to comment, “You ain’t special. 10,000 of you get released a year!”
09.03.2026 16:23
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The best pizza I ever made was chicken, wild rice (cook it before topping and baking), mushroom, and red onion. Divine.
09.03.2026 14:32
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Yeah, that’s maybe the first time I felt like this. By the third Spider-Man origin story movie IN A ROW I was like, “What if we told a different story? I don’t care if the actor changed. We’ve done that. Move on!”
09.03.2026 04:31
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Vivienne! God she was such a badass.
09.03.2026 03:56
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Can we stop making origin story movies for characters that have been around for 100 years? If you don’t know who they are, fucking google it.
Tell better stories!
09.03.2026 02:55
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Very much same. One of my writers uses them with reckless abandon and I’m like, YOU ARE NOT EMILY DICKINSON!
07.03.2026 05:48
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Maybe I’ll give that a go.
06.03.2026 14:20
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It’s funny, because this is so good and The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana was in the top 5 worst books I’ve ever read.
06.03.2026 04:45
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Wasn’t following, but blocked in solidarity. None of that shit!
06.03.2026 03:20
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I cracked up. It was the perfect juxtaposition.
06.03.2026 03:09
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Boo fucking Hoo.
06.03.2026 03:09
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Larry is the best, and it’s so fun to hear you doing this. I’m gonna have to try these chips!
06.03.2026 03:09
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Why are they such gigantic assholes?
05.03.2026 17:38
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Yeah, this is just something that happens. Aside from NOT wearing clothes, there’s not much you can do about it.
05.03.2026 17:37
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😂😂😂
05.03.2026 16:07
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Minishoot, I mean.
05.03.2026 16:01
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Oh, I’m loving it.
05.03.2026 16:01
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Top post says “everybody say sausage keep it going” heart eyes emoji.
Bottom, unrelated post says “saying so many words already.”
Same feels.
05.03.2026 15:59
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Was thrilled for Pokopia this morning, but last night I started Minishoot Adventures, and…Pokopia who?
05.03.2026 15:30
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Ugh, what a trash fire.
05.03.2026 15:26
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Oh you think it’s funny that self proclaimed geniuses are losing billions of dollars on the sinking ship that is GenAI? You think it’s absolutely hilarious that they’ll all have to get real jobs eventually? Well guess what, bucko. So do I
05.03.2026 15:20
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@doubleb25.bsky.social
05.03.2026 15:24
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Me either.
05.03.2026 15:16
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She just reads cunty poems on stage.
05.03.2026 03:13
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Dying to do a whole line of them, but all I can come up with is Cosmo CreamHer, George CuntStanza, and Cherry Shinefelt. Not my best work.
05.03.2026 03:02
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Oh, it’s the same with board games. “I’m rating this a 10 to offset the 1s” and “I’m rating this a 1 to offset the 10a” is rampant there. It’s so fucking dumb.
05.03.2026 02:32
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MM: Realtor
MD: eh…adulterer?
FM: Homemaker, racist
FD: Soldier, firefighter, janitor
SDM: mother
SDF: chicken farmer
05.03.2026 01:35
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