Dungeness crab nachos served in a minature ferry boat is the most Seattle thing to ever Seattle.
10.03.2026 22:46
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Dungeness crab nachos served in a minature ferry boat is the most Seattle thing to ever Seattle.
i’ve listened to enough true crime podcasts to know this guy stabbing me is up to no good
Hahaha 😂
Sir I’m going to need you act like your hairline and take five steps back
(At the doctor) *takes out tampon
"Weigh me now"
20’s: up late, popping mollies
40’s: up late, popping mellies (melatonin)
Amen! Good morning! 🩷
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.
Happy International Women's Day. 🏴
Somehow that’s not surprising! Poor drivers 😡
A two word horror story:
Carpeted kitchen
your headlights catch the glow of her feral eyes as she drags the carcass of some unidentifiable animal into a culvert mere hours after her firing
#chaos #drama #war #genocide
Just received my copy of, The Dollhouse Collection by R.J. Powell
#dollface #puppet #dolly&pip #rjpowell #extremehorror #series
www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Co...
Whoever has a handle on raw dogging life without pills, booze or drugs…word. 🫶
I've been experiencing elevated errors my whole life.
"Thinking is Difficult, That's why most People Judge." - Carl Jung -
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Surely all my problems will be solved by adopting more animals.
*blood pouring out of my mouth* it’s bc of the moon
Piercing!
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French toast is just regular toast that wants to see what that tongue do
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A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE. IT DOESN'T WORK IF IT IS NOT OPEN. -Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
The man, the philosophy
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
A “Show Less Like This” button for real life
needing reassurance doesn't make you insecure but not receiving it will
I told you guys you shouldn't trust anyone who hasn't been poor and now look.
