Garfield

NYT. Letterboxd is dead.

The only cowboy Carter I know is when Lil Wayne puts on a Stetson

If tit guys are Republican and ass guys are Democrats, just call me a swing voter.

How Do You Spot a ‘Performative’ Male? Look for a Tote Bag.

When the NYT gets it, it’s dead.

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To the big titty Goth barista, I wasn’t trying to stare at your chest. I just am autistic and don’t like eye contact.

Amal’s a amskzozkanf g

Was I just suppose to rewatch lost to find out Mac’s in it?

I’m going to start a proper propaganda machine. Who is in?

Latin Yankee? I’m going apeshit.

Judge orders immediate release of Rumeysa Ozturk, Tufts student detained by ICE Ozturk is currently detained in Louisiana, but the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals on Wednesday ordered her returned by May 14 to Vermont.

BREAKING: Judge orders immediate release of Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk from immigration jail, says government has presented no evidence to support her detention beyond an op-ed she co-wrote about Gaza. Via @liz_crampton in Burlington VT & @kyledcheney www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

American pope is going to have me acting up

Kari Byron so fine

Malpractice by Mavs GM

Content cop in 2025 better than lasagna? Who knows?

idubbbz's new content cop on h3h3

i know a fucking recession indicator when i see one

JON! Where’s my LASAGNA?!?

Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Marines with Skin Condition Affecting Mostly Black Men Could Now Be Booted Under New Policy A new Marine Corps policy says troops with a genetic skin condition that can cause pain and scarring from shaving and mainly affects Black men can be separated if the health issue persists.

“Meritocracy”
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Bernie Sanders Is Showing Democrats How It’s Done The Vermont senator is taking his anti-Trump tour to red America—and it’s a smash hit.

Democrats "may find themselves quickly back in business if they can simply swallow their pride and follow Bernie’s lead."

There were howls of protest and denial from the GOP any time we pointed out that Republicans want to cut Social Security.

Now the most powerful official in the White House goes on TV and calls it "the big one to eliminate."

The Christian Nationalist Plot to Disenfranchise Women Voters The SAVE Act, which purports to fend off the phantasmal threat of voter fraud, would throw millions of women off the voting rolls.

The rumors are true: The proposed SAVE Act, now considered a priority for Republicans in the House, will make it harder, if not practically impossible, for millions of women to vote.

Drinking a smoothie on the way to work listening to death grips seems wrong.

I am to Valentine’s as Scrooge is to Christmas. Meow.

Drake rn:

Fuckface rudy and cunt daddy Trump. Rudy is dressed in drag. Trump wants to fuck him.

Remember kids, it’s only wrong when someone else does it. Meow.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

As a causal nba fan, I have supported the Mavs solely for Luka. I am at a cross roads now.

Drinking bourbon and watching the @aoc.bsky.social livestream. Goddam. Meow.

Garfield is about to run for senate. Meow.