deep inside the white house, 10 broccoli haired deputy assistant national security advisors frantically typing 'how to lower gas prices' into claude as hard as they can

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a still from body cam footage from 3/17/25 that i obtained through a lawsuit. shows an MPD officer taking a cookie from the reception desk at the US institute of peace building with the USIP sign visible in the background during the DOGE raid on the building.

portrait of the second trump administration

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

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The bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. Think about the spineless wet bitches in charge. The trumps and vances Hegseths. Weak frightened losers. That transpo guy is afraid of the subway. Every one of them has lost every game of flinch they've ever played. They're 0 for 10 thousand

Come on, man. No.

Horses don't have to buy their own food, asshole!!

If you honk at me I should be allowed to ask you where it is you have to be. 90% of the time it’s Target

Watching the Equalizer for the first time, had no idea there would be a sub plot based on the premise that Home Depot security guard is a highly coveted and extremely selective position with stringent physical requirements

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

it’s asinine because music production is for working class people but isn’t for people who have no real interest in music production. AI generators are for the latter but realize they sound much more appealing if they pretend they’re for the former

No one is saying you have to think AOC would be a good presidential candidate or, worse still, that she's the exact same kind of leftist as you but the tone of coverage is really laying bare how much of the media is run by men who hate younger women they perceive as having notions of themselves

how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

SpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on Moon Elon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026

BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY

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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse

if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.

If you had asked me to quickly name the place I thought was the number one spot for catching measles,

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

“Grok apologizes for CSAM” is a deeply dumbass headline and any editor who let that fly is dumber than donkey shit

Unbelievably bleak to see journalists quoting an LLM bot's output as if it's an agent capable of making statements that mean something.

if you teach your parrot to say "awrk! i deeply regret that incident! awkk! i commit to listening and learning from this experience! whee-hoo!" you can also teach it to say whatever slurs you want

Movie version with Nicolas Cage as bear or homeowner please (either or would be great)

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Happy birthday every racehorse

The Somali daycare thing is huge for Republicans because it combines their only remaining principles, racism and being asked to leave somewhere