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Mom, urban homesteader, geek, queer, animal lover, artist, terminally online feral goblin - all opinions are my own, and not associated with any other entity

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Yeah, they very clearly made it all-or-nothing deliberately, in order to strong-arm users into keeping the AI, since they had those tabs for sorting email way before the AI boondoggle began

11.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They never learn. If this passed, & *if* gas companies actually passed the savings on to customers, the only things that would happen are: Republicans would claim credit for it, blast Democrats for "raising taxes" unless they voted for an indefinite repeal later, & use it as an excuse to gut the DOT

11.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a western bluebird today!

10.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although we've decided colloquially to give every 10 years or so a "generation" name, it actually means a layer of reproduction. So my kids are the 1st generation, I'm the 2nd, & my parents are the 3rd. My grandparents (4th generation back & deceased) would've been the ones we're discussing.

10.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...
Then I went & showed my dad,
& he got red in the cheeks
& closed his eyes & shook his head...
Too proud of me to speak

09.03.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...
Then along came old blind Bates & just 'cause he can't see
He gave me 4 nickels for my 3 dimes, & 4 is more than 3!
I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs down at the seed-feed store,
& the fool gave me 5 pennies for 'em, & 5 is more than 4!
...

09.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe like this Shel Silverstein classic:

My dad gave me 1 dollar bill,
'cause I'm his smartest son,
I swapped it for 2 shiny quarters, 'cause 2 is more than 1,
Then I took the quarters & traded 'em to Lou for 3 dimes
(I guess he don't know 3 is more than 2)...

09.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does that hour have to be between 2 and 3 in the morning, or do we get some flexibility on timing?

08.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear we get to have International Women's Hour in about 6 months

08.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Or like: "A handshake over brandy between 3 guys, 250 years ago."

08.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it was in the third Hunger Games book as a pretty critical plot point, so I'd guess it was in the movie as well

08.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, it looks like Noah Wylie went really dark in season 2...

06.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The number of times I've had to tell people, "Do not try to get me to lie for you, I'm very, very bad at it. Yes, even for that minor socially expected white lie."

06.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Once* they kick in, dang it

06.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One the massive HR1 cuts kick in...

06.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sorry, but your research does not support our existing narratives."

06.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are a couple of places in the review where it's clear the writer assumes, for no stated reason, that "order" necessarily follows from a consolidation of power, & that smaller kingdoms and tribes automatically means "chaos," which is, at best, a grade-school level understanding of human society

06.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a time of baddie bodies, it was a time of chopped uncs...

06.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would clearly be cruel and unusual punishment

06.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet it's a lot of stuff like zyns that aren't smoked/vaped

05.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was almost on season 1 of Survivor (like got through all the physical & psychological pre-screening & in-person interviews) and the show side wanted me but the network execs thought I was, "too weird" for national TV

05.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You, yourself, are nothing but a wealth of bones to that kitty.

05.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One grandfather was a pharmacist in Cuba, came here and worked as a chemist in a lab. The other grandfather worked in a battery factory, then became a battery salesman for the same company.

05.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

04.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 439 ๐Ÿ” 132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Not knowing the song, I've decided it involves singing the words, "Women of Ireland," to the tune for, "Lady of Spain" in the obvious places

02.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boomers did not live through most of what's on your list, since they were born after WWII & were too young to serve in Korea. And yes, they *famously* blamed their parents for the Vietnam war, which created the entire "generation gap" narrative.

02.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regret to announce that weโ€™ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

27.02.2026 08:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3338 ๐Ÿ” 1004 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

I'm certain there's at least one person out there who thinks I'm a bot, because I see something like that and immediately go, "Oh, a Good Writing Challenge!(tm)" and start constructing pangolin haiku.

27.02.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me before reading article: It's seriously worrying that we've started to blame everything on Epstein, this strips other people and ourselves of accountability and ignores other damaging factors.

Me after reading article: Welp.

26.02.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0