49ers Jack

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Valentine’s mood

Wait so the Niners are losing two home games for international games next season because…Goodell hates us?

I will be in a bad mood for the foreseeable future

Of course the Rams got the Bengals and the Seahawks got the Patriots with a rookie Qb while the 49ers had to go up against Spags both times

I fucking hate the Seahawks

We’re devolving😅

making tulsi gabbard DNI is itself a watergate level scandal

Oh

Meh. The Shanahan Loyalty Program™️ forever runs the show in Santa Clara. The hope would be if we can be top 12 in all three phases we'll be highly competitive. I guess we'll find out. 7/10 hire.

Fuck seasonal depression. Forced myself to go out.

This is what I wanted Kyle and Brock to do. Put up a fight like paid professionals. Instead they shit their pants for 8 full quarters.

Once you make those calls, now you're in it, because others are going to join you. That commitment is the biggest step. There's a hundred celebrities who could get on the phone and by tonight have a dozen huge name people with them on the streets in Minneapolis.

This is that moment for a thousand politicians and celebrities in America. Someone has to pick up the phone, start calling the people that they have access to who also have a strong public following, and say "I'm going, join me, let's do this"

in my former life there was a couple of times I had the choice to use my platform and reputation to stand up for those being oppressed, and the hardest moment was to pick up the phone, call those like me, and say "I'm going, join me, let's do this"

Tom Hanks and Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar and Beyonce getting arrested next to Gavin Newsom and Oprah and Corey Booker and Colin Kaepernick and Jennifer Lawrence. Own this. This is your Selma bridge.

The Democratic brand is in the gutter. This is a moment you can start to build the rebrand.

Celebrities, athletes, actors, musicians. Fly to MN and get arrested. Use your platform.

D Senators and Governors from every state should be flying to MN and be demonstrating in the streets. Get arrested on video. Do it again. Keep doing it until they back down.
That will rubber stamp your re election campaign. It's the right thing to do, and it's politically like a booster shot.

We desperately need to land DUDES in the draft. Not just developmental players who eventually contribute. We need core pillars that we can build the next phase around. Landing 1-2 every draft in the first few years of the Shanalynch regime was key. #fttb

*reset the turnstile of excuses*
*repeat forever because we’re stuck in a sunk cost mentality*

a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips . ALT: a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .

49ers fans getting ready for a 9th offseason where we put another silver/bronze medal in the case next to the others and get lectured about how lucky we are to even compete and how grateful we should be for 2nd-4th place and how we can’t realistically expect any better
#fttb

-Kittle out next season
-New DC search all over again
-CMC gonna have another off season after an insane usage season
-Trent gonna retire any day
-FO won’t address the O line
-Kyle has a new daddy, and he’s in our division
-we had our best chance in ‘23 and blew it

Fuck it. I think the Niners score 20 in Seattle Saturday, and I don’t think the Seahawks do.

Niners win 20-??

Brock Purdy winning playoff games on the road with the supporting cast of a McDonald’s drive thru staff #fttb

My lack of nerves about the game today is honestly disorienting. It’s like I found a $50 on the sidewalk and placed a bet with it. #fttb

Renee Good vigil in Kansas City. I estimate about 1k in attendance.

I love that last season the knuckle draggers that follow Cohn decided to pick on Juice (after he called out Cohn for being a dick watcher in the locker room) and call Juice worthless & since then he’s become a pivot point of the offense and had two all-pro seasons 😎 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼😎 #49ers #fttb

10x Pro Bowler
2x All Pro
The Polish Punisher has no rival

I am genuinely concerned about young men.

Humans are pretty great. Humans on the Internet aren't. So, let's start doing more stuff with humans, not on the internet.

Last night I put together a block party and I was pleased with how many people turned out to sit in 92° heat to meet their neighbors and be friendly.

Do stuff offline.