Unfortunately where my mind goes when I hear about a mid-foot injury……………………
07.02.2026 01:48
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Unfortunately where my mind goes when I hear about a mid-foot injury……………………
Matt Hasselbeck has to be Matthew Rhys’ finest creation. Bravo, sir!
My favorite brother is Groucho Hemsworth
Triumph the insult comic dog of the will (sorry, sorry)
Dictionary.com going with “six seven”over “broligarchy” for word of the year…are they afraid of trump targeting or retaliating against them??
(Me, trying to eat your last fries) ahahahah you know our collective liberation is tied up in each other??
Gworsch Mickey, what can you tell me about the new needle exchange program?
Have you met my Italian wife, Derifree Sorbetto ?
Just overheard a group of men refer to having sex as “swording the stone”
[john legend in middle school] I’ll eat that bug for $5!
Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for
Live by the violent rhetoric? Die by the violent rhetoric
Yelp has to be going bankrupt soon, right?
In 24 hours, every brand, celebrity, and person you know will be making the same references to Taylor’s album.
“A Georgia Guy” is something you’ll piece together through context clues after hearing and seeing it ad nauseam for the next month
Really poopood them in high school but been going through a huge Dave’s Matthew Band phase
Irish guy named Frank O’Phile
Sic Semper Dumbasses
Just found out Mark Ronson’s stepdad was the leader of Foreigner?!?!?!?
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If Metallica were from New England, the song would probably be called ‘Doctorate of Puppets’
😍🔥 Arson >>>>>>
Frequent question I get when I talk about police abolition:
“What will we do with the r&pists and murderers?”
Yooo we’re already letting the rich ones get away!!!!!!!!
Once you see the founding fathers as Trump-like (Jefferson came onto Sally Jennings when she was 13; Washington erased native populations) this country makes a lot more sense
GAP should do more ads with hot women!
They’re athletes and suggested the Ginny Sacrimoni scene where she is shamefully eating candy didn’t land - shut da fuck up!
Having an affair (their suggested ending) would be 1000x less interesting than the shame of friends and society !
My stepsister and her husband are watching the Sopranos and keeping me posted (sweet)
Their suggestions for improving it show they lack any understanding of nuance! (Jfc! )
They love my two least favorite episodes 🤪
Some taliban leaders would 1000% defect if they could see and enjoy The Lion King on Broadway
JROTC is indoctrinating our youth! Poor students deserve better opportunities than being cannon fodder for JD Vance
Don’t let a sick ass Trent reznor soundtrack distract you - this is a bad movie and zendaya is a plastic ass person selling plastic ass Smartwater…lame!
I audibly groaned and had a fight with my ex about the movie being straight dogshit